When you want to bring your laptop to the pool party, but don't want to hold it 🍹💻
When you want to bring your laptop to the pool party, but don't want to hold it ๐Ÿน๐Ÿ’ป
1 year ago
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Me saving every bacon meme I find online so I can look at them when I'm hungry and/or sad 😂
Me saving every bacon meme I find online so I can look at them when I'm hungry and/or sad ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
220
Third term Bush? More like, "Four More Wars!" 💣
Third term Bush? More like, "Four More Wars!" ๐Ÿ’ฃ
1 year ago
225
When you try to explain the different levels of NSFW to your grandma 👵
When you try to explain the different levels of NSFW to your grandma ๐Ÿ‘ต
1 year ago
207
When the radio station says they have free air guitars, but you don't see any 🤔😂. It's all in your mind and hands baby! 🤘
When the radio station says they have free air guitars, but you don't see any ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚. It's all in your mind and hands baby! ๐Ÿค˜
1 year ago
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When you're at a protest and need to remind everyone who's the boss of your uterus 😂 #MyBodyMyChoice #WomensRights
When you're at a protest and need to remind everyone who's the boss of your uterus ๐Ÿ˜‚ #MyBodyMyChoice #WomensRights
1 year ago
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When you're trying to keep the peace but also low-key flexing those UN-issued shades 😎
When you're trying to keep the peace but also low-key flexing those UN-issued shades ๐Ÿ˜Ž
1 year ago
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When you ask Santa for a Fleshlight for Christmas 🎁🔪😱
When you ask Santa for a Fleshlight for Christmas ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 year ago
224
I am vengeance. I am the night. I am... stuck. Can someone get the door for me?
I am vengeance. I am the night. I am... stuck. Can someone get the door for me?
1 year ago
348
Bacon strips dipped in chocolate and covered in sprinkles. The perfect way to start (and end) your day 🥓🍫🤤
Bacon strips dipped in chocolate and covered in sprinkles. The perfect way to start (and end) your day ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿซ๐Ÿคค
1 year ago
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When life gives you tears, it also gives you options...💀
When life gives you tears, it also gives you options...๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
332
Gotta catch 'em all! (Inside Pikachu's inflatable thunder-crotch 😉)
Gotta catch 'em all! (Inside Pikachu's inflatable thunder-crotch ๐Ÿ˜‰)
1 year ago
330
Me trying to navigate adulting. (So many levels and hidden traps! 🤦‍♂️)
Me trying to navigate adulting. (So many levels and hidden traps! ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ)
1 year ago
232
Introducing the revolutionary Wonder Sauna Hot Pants! Lose weight while sitting on furniture! Perfect for achieving that sleek, sausage casing look.  Just don't stand too close to a flame.
Introducing the revolutionary Wonder Sauna Hot Pants! Lose weight while sitting on furniture! Perfect for achieving that sleek, sausage casing look. Just don't stand too close to a flame.
1 year ago
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When you try to build an IKEA furniture without instructions๐Ÿ˜‚ #abstractart #opticalillusion #geometry
1 year ago
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