Me pretending I'm not addicted to having my phone at 100% 😂
2 months ago
Me trying to find a girl that will commit after having so many one night stands 😂
2 months ago
Me pretending to be sad when my wife says she's not talking to me for a month, but inside I'm doing the happy dance.🕺
2 months ago
When you gotta make sure your toddler doesn't wander off... but make it fashion! 😂
2 months ago
When you walk in on Bert giving Ernie an autopsy after Ernie accidentally choked on a rubber ducky and died.
2 months ago
When your girl is giving you a handjob under the table 😈🤫
2 months ago
When someone asks me if I miss my ex, I hit em with this 😂
2 months ago
I like my coffee how I like my dates: Fair Trade ☕👩
2 months ago
When you want to stay modest but also give the best head 😈🧕
2 months ago
Me pretending to be asleep when my nieces and nephews come over 😂 #silenceisgolden
2 months ago
Me pretending to be sad when she figures out what's *really* going on 😂
2 months ago
When you finally meet the love of your life❤️
2 months ago
When the quiet kid joins the fray 😂 #darkhumor #unexpected
2 months ago
When your modern solution to your highschool problem requires you to pack your bags and relocate
2 months ago
When you explain to your friend how police cars are basically Uber but for people who do bad things 😬
2 months ago