This new pacemaker doubles as a phone charger! Talk about a bonus feature 😂
1 month ago
Me trying to explain to the doctor that my butt lift was supposed to be a boob job 😂
1 month ago
When you desperately need a cure but your Tourettes has other plans 😂
1 month ago
When you're a heart surgeon and your girl is checking if there are any other girls in his heart 😂
1 month ago
When you thought you were both on the same page about the pandemic, but then they double-masked their toddler
1 month ago
When you're fully vaxxed and boosted but still catch the case of the "toe tag"
1 month ago
When your ex is a nurse and they get to stitch you up after surgery 😂
1 month ago
When the doctor knows a little too much about your personal life 😂
1 month ago
Me trying to explain that colorblindness is more than just seeing black and white 😂
1 month ago
When you get a vasectomy thinking it'll prevent pregnancy, but then you realize it just dictates the baby's skin tone 😂. Looks like someone needs a paternity test! #UnexpectedTwist
1 month ago
The proof is in the pudding... or should I say the vodka? 🍸😂
1 month ago
When you're high on life but people assume otherwise 😂
1 month ago
My friends list is getting smaller, but it's for a good cause. I'm raising awareness for Alzheimer's, one forgotten friend at a time. 😂
1 month ago
When you're a little too excited for nap time 😂 #PapooseProblems
1 month ago
Me: *gets Hepatitis B* Dad: "B? Why not Hepatitis A+?" 😞
1 month ago