When the doctor says the disease is gone, but your son is also gone 😂
When the doctor says the disease is gone, but your son is also gone ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
50
When your gynecologist says "ta-da!" and pulls out a kitten instead. 🐱✨ #GynecologistMagic #UnexpectedSurprise
When your gynecologist says "ta-da!" and pulls out a kitten instead. ๐Ÿฑโœจ #GynecologistMagic #UnexpectedSurprise
1 year ago
83
What society thinks we do: *crickets*.  Just kidding, we're actually running a Fortune 500 company in our heads while simultaneously composing a symphony and designing a self-folding laundry system.
What society thinks we do: *crickets*. Just kidding, we're actually running a Fortune 500 company in our heads while simultaneously composing a symphony and designing a self-folding laundry system.
1 year ago
63
Me trying to explain to my boss why I can't handle the surprise birthday party they threw for me, complete with flashing lights and a mariachi band. 🎉
Me trying to explain to my boss why I can't handle the surprise birthday party they threw for me, complete with flashing lights and a mariachi band. ๐ŸŽ‰
1 year ago
41
When the doctor says you're eating for two, but it's not twins. 😬
When the doctor says you're eating for two, but it's not twins. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
35
Me after checking WebMD for a headache 😂
Me after checking WebMD for a headache ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
86
When you're committed to raising awareness, but also a little...extra 😂. Free mammograms, anyone? #earlydetection #breastcancerawareness
When you're committed to raising awareness, but also a little...extra ๐Ÿ˜‚. Free mammograms, anyone? #earlydetection #breastcancerawareness
1 year ago
40
Me trying to put in eye drops
Me trying to put in eye drops
1 year ago
66
When your wisdom tooth is trolling you from inside your gumline 😂
When your wisdom tooth is trolling you from inside your gumline ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
38
Me trying to convince my patient that *I'm* the one who's supposed to be doing the surgery 🔪😂
Me trying to convince my patient that *I'm* the one who's supposed to be doing the surgery ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
40
This new pacemaker doubles as a phone charger! Talk about a bonus feature 😂
This new pacemaker doubles as a phone charger! Talk about a bonus feature ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
61
Me trying to explain to the doctor that my butt lift was supposed to be a boob job 😂
Me trying to explain to the doctor that my butt lift was supposed to be a boob job ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
65
When you desperately need a cure but your Tourettes has other plans 😂
When you desperately need a cure but your Tourettes has other plans ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
47
When you're a heart surgeon and your girl is checking if there are any other girls in his heart 😂
When you're a heart surgeon and your girl is checking if there are any other girls in his heart ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
70
When you thought you were both on the same page about the pandemic, but then they double-masked their toddler
When you thought you were both on the same page about the pandemic, but then they double-masked their toddler
1 year ago
48