When you're fully vaxxed and boosted but still catch the case of the "toe tag"
When you're fully vaxxed and boosted but still catch the case of the "toe tag"
1 year ago
74
When your ex is a nurse and they get to stitch you up after surgery 😂
When your ex is a nurse and they get to stitch you up after surgery ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
113
When the doctor knows a little too much about your personal life 😂
When the doctor knows a little too much about your personal life ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
71
Me trying to explain that colorblindness is more than just seeing black and white 😂
Me trying to explain that colorblindness is more than just seeing black and white ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
58
When you get a vasectomy thinking it'll prevent pregnancy, but then you realize it just dictates the baby's skin tone 😂.  Looks like someone needs a paternity test! #UnexpectedTwist
When you get a vasectomy thinking it'll prevent pregnancy, but then you realize it just dictates the baby's skin tone ๐Ÿ˜‚. Looks like someone needs a paternity test! #UnexpectedTwist
1 year ago
115
The proof is in the pudding... or should I say the vodka? 🍸😂
The proof is in the pudding... or should I say the vodka? ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
133
When you're high on life but people assume otherwise 😂
When you're high on life but people assume otherwise ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
71
My friends list is getting smaller, but it's for a good cause. I'm raising awareness for Alzheimer's, one forgotten friend at a time. 😂
My friends list is getting smaller, but it's for a good cause. I'm raising awareness for Alzheimer's, one forgotten friend at a time. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
70
When you're a little too excited for nap time 😂 #PapooseProblems
When you're a little too excited for nap time ๐Ÿ˜‚ #PapooseProblems
1 year ago
65
Me: *gets Hepatitis B*
Dad: "B? Why not Hepatitis A+?" 😞
Me: *gets Hepatitis B* Dad: "B? Why not Hepatitis A+?" ๐Ÿ˜ž
1 year ago
68
When med school doesn't prepare you for Pixar anatomy 😂🔍
When med school doesn't prepare you for Pixar anatomy ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”
1 year ago
85
Two heads are better than one.🤔
Two heads are better than one.๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
142
When the doctor tells you it's not cancer, it's down syndrome 😂
When the doctor tells you it's not cancer, it's down syndrome ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
63
Me trying to explain to the doctor that all I see is FFFFFFF and UUUUUU 😂
Me trying to explain to the doctor that all I see is FFFFFFF and UUUUUU ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
121
Finally, a cure for my crippling sarcasm! 😂 Now I can be a functioning member of society...or at least pretend to be. 💊
Finally, a cure for my crippling sarcasm! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Now I can be a functioning member of society...or at least pretend to be. ๐Ÿ’Š
1 year ago
151