When the doctor knows a little too much about your personal life ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Me trying to explain that colorblindness is more than just seeing black and white ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When you get a vasectomy thinking it'll prevent pregnancy, but then you realize it just dictates the baby's skin tone ๐Ÿ˜‚. Looks like someone needs a paternity test! #UnexpectedTwist
4 months ago
The proof is in the pudding... or should I say the vodka? ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When you're high on life but people assume otherwise ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
My friends list is getting smaller, but it's for a good cause. I'm raising awareness for Alzheimer's, one forgotten friend at a time. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When you're a little too excited for nap time ๐Ÿ˜‚ #PapooseProblems
4 months ago
Me: *gets Hepatitis B* Dad: "B? Why not Hepatitis A+?" ๐Ÿ˜ž
4 months ago
When med school doesn't prepare you for Pixar anatomy ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”
4 months ago
Two heads are better than one.๐Ÿค”
5 months ago
When the doctor tells you it's not cancer, it's down syndrome ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
Me trying to explain to the doctor that all I see is FFFFFFF and UUUUUU ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
Finally, a cure for my crippling sarcasm! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Now I can be a functioning member of society...or at least pretend to be. ๐Ÿ’Š
5 months ago
When you realize it's not an insulin shot๐Ÿ’‰. Just kidding ๐Ÿ˜‚ Get your vaccines, people! ๐Ÿ’ช
5 months ago
Me trying to explain to the doctor that being positive for everything isnโ€™t a good thing ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago