Rock, paper, scissors, blowjob... An unbeatable strategy for winning any argument ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When your mom says your breath smells like c*nt and you try to prove her wrong.
1 month ago
When she says she'll be gentle ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me trying to play it cool when my friend asks for help setting up their new gaming PC. ๐Ÿคซ
1 month ago
It's all fun and games until someone gets waxed... ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When she asks for a sign, and the universe responds with a shop sign ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When your girl says "I have a surprise for you" ๐Ÿชฑ๐Ÿ‘
1 month ago
That's one way to blow bubbles. ๐Ÿ˜
1 month ago
When you're worried about calories but your doctor gives you some *interesting* medical advice ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When you discover the power of bukkake at a young age ๐Ÿ’ฆ
1 month ago
Now you know the real magic behind their broom skills ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธ
1 month ago
Me trying to find a sperm bank that also has frozen yogurt: ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿคฐ
1 month ago
Honey, I shrunk the kids! ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just kidding, NASA finally finished your mom's dildo. Took them long enough. ๐Ÿ˜
1 month ago
Party like this or you'll party like...๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me reassuring my friend that they will always have my support (and a comfy spot to relax)
1 month ago