When you realize it's not a race, but a group activity ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ
2 months ago
When you see your food coming
2 months ago
She's holding the wrong kind of plug for the boat ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Rock, paper, scissors, blowjob... An unbeatable strategy for winning any argument ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When your mom says your breath smells like c*nt and you try to prove her wrong.
2 months ago
When she says she'll be gentle ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Me trying to play it cool when my friend asks for help setting up their new gaming PC. ๐Ÿคซ
3 months ago
It's all fun and games until someone gets waxed... ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When she asks for a sign, and the universe responds with a shop sign ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When your girl says "I have a surprise for you" ๐Ÿชฑ๐Ÿ‘
3 months ago
That's one way to blow bubbles. ๐Ÿ˜
3 months ago
When you're worried about calories but your doctor gives you some *interesting* medical advice ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you discover the power of bukkake at a young age ๐Ÿ’ฆ
3 months ago
Now you know the real magic behind their broom skills ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธ
3 months ago
Me trying to find a sperm bank that also has frozen yogurt: ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿคฐ
3 months ago