Honey, I shrunk the kids! ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just kidding, NASA finally finished your mom's dildo. Took them long enough. ๐Ÿ˜
3 months ago
Party like this or you'll party like...๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me reassuring my friend that they will always have my support (and a comfy spot to relax)
3 months ago
When you want to go all the way with Neytiri ๐Ÿฅต
3 months ago
When you try to learn European geography but end up learning something completely different ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Rock, paper, scissors... and blowjob? Really? I didn't know that was how the game worked.
3 months ago
Me trying to be sexy after six oysters and three beers ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿบ
3 months ago
When you're 5 and already know what you like ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
I'm not sure what's more impressive, the baking skills or the sheer audacity of these butt cookies. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿช They're definitely cheek-y! ๐Ÿ˜‰
3 months ago
Me trying to subtly hint to my partner what I want for Christmas ๐Ÿ˜‰๐ŸŽ
3 months ago
When you visit Paris and find out the true meaning of "Champs de Mars": "Mars' Field" ๐Ÿ˜
3 months ago
If ass wins. Why even ask?
3 months ago
When your girl says she's wearing a shirt but it's actually just a shirt ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me trying to subtly check out the hot person walking in front of me.
3 months ago
When you ask your domme to go easy on you because you have a presentation tomorrow and can't afford to sit down
3 months ago