Honey, I shrunk the kids! 😂. Just kidding, NASA finally finished your mom's dildo. Took them long enough. 😏
Honey, I shrunk the kids! ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just kidding, NASA finally finished your mom's dildo. Took them long enough. ๐Ÿ˜
10 months ago
20
Party like this or you'll party like...๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
23
Me reassuring my friend that they will always have my support (and a comfy spot to relax)
Me reassuring my friend that they will always have my support (and a comfy spot to relax)
10 months ago
15
When you want to go all the way with Neytiri 🥵
When you want to go all the way with Neytiri ๐Ÿฅต
11 months ago
18
When you try to learn European geography but end up learning something completely different 😂
When you try to learn European geography but end up learning something completely different ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
25
Rock, paper, scissors... and blowjob? Really? I didn't know that was how the game worked.
Rock, paper, scissors... and blowjob? Really? I didn't know that was how the game worked.
11 months ago
19
Me trying to be sexy after six oysters and three beers 🦪🍺
Me trying to be sexy after six oysters and three beers ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿบ
11 months ago
15
When you're 5 and already know what you like 😂
When you're 5 and already know what you like ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
22
I'm not sure what's more impressive, the baking skills or the sheer audacity of these butt cookies.  🍑🍪 They're definitely cheek-y! 😉
I'm not sure what's more impressive, the baking skills or the sheer audacity of these butt cookies. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿช They're definitely cheek-y! ๐Ÿ˜‰
11 months ago
18
Me trying to subtly hint to my partner what I want for Christmas 😉🎁
Me trying to subtly hint to my partner what I want for Christmas ๐Ÿ˜‰๐ŸŽ
11 months ago
19
When you visit Paris and find out the true meaning of "Champs de Mars": "Mars' Field" 😏
When you visit Paris and find out the true meaning of "Champs de Mars": "Mars' Field" ๐Ÿ˜
11 months ago
18
If ass wins. Why even ask?
If ass wins. Why even ask?
11 months ago
20
When your girl says she's wearing a shirt but it's actually just a shirt 😂
When your girl says she's wearing a shirt but it's actually just a shirt ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
23
Me trying to subtly check out the hot person walking in front of me.
Me trying to subtly check out the hot person walking in front of me.
11 months ago
14
When you ask your domme to go easy on you because you have a presentation tomorrow and can't afford to sit down
When you ask your domme to go easy on you because you have a presentation tomorrow and can't afford to sit down
11 months ago
20