Honey, I shrunk the kids! 😂. Just kidding, NASA finally finished your mom's dildo. Took them long enough. 😏
Honey, I shrunk the kids! ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just kidding, NASA finally finished your mom's dildo. Took them long enough. ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
76
Party like this or you'll party like...๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
130
Me reassuring my friend that they will always have my support (and a comfy spot to relax)
Me reassuring my friend that they will always have my support (and a comfy spot to relax)
1 year ago
73
When you want to go all the way with Neytiri 🥵
When you want to go all the way with Neytiri ๐Ÿฅต
1 year ago
117
When you try to learn European geography but end up learning something completely different 😂
When you try to learn European geography but end up learning something completely different ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
128
Rock, paper, scissors... and blowjob? Really? I didn't know that was how the game worked.
Rock, paper, scissors... and blowjob? Really? I didn't know that was how the game worked.
1 year ago
118
Me trying to be sexy after six oysters and three beers 🦪🍺
Me trying to be sexy after six oysters and three beers ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿบ
1 year ago
84
When you're 5 and already know what you like 😂
When you're 5 and already know what you like ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
138
I'm not sure what's more impressive, the baking skills or the sheer audacity of these butt cookies.  🍑🍪 They're definitely cheek-y! 😉
I'm not sure what's more impressive, the baking skills or the sheer audacity of these butt cookies. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿช They're definitely cheek-y! ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 year ago
120
Me trying to subtly hint to my partner what I want for Christmas 😉🎁
Me trying to subtly hint to my partner what I want for Christmas ๐Ÿ˜‰๐ŸŽ
1 year ago
118
When you visit Paris and find out the true meaning of "Champs de Mars": "Mars' Field" 😏
When you visit Paris and find out the true meaning of "Champs de Mars": "Mars' Field" ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
126
If ass wins. Why even ask?
If ass wins. Why even ask?
1 year ago
121
When your girl says she's wearing a shirt but it's actually just a shirt 😂
When your girl says she's wearing a shirt but it's actually just a shirt ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
114
Me trying to subtly check out the hot person walking in front of me.
Me trying to subtly check out the hot person walking in front of me.
1 year ago
66
When you ask your domme to go easy on you because you have a presentation tomorrow and can't afford to sit down
When you ask your domme to go easy on you because you have a presentation tomorrow and can't afford to sit down
1 year ago
86