When you want a memorable wedding...👄
When you want a memorable wedding...๐Ÿ‘„
11 months ago
103
Me trying to mansplain after my bottom surgery 💅
Me trying to mansplain after my bottom surgery ๐Ÿ’…
11 months ago
170
When you accidentally put the "Share the love with your dad" Valentine's Day promo in the condom aisle 💀. Someone's definitely getting fired for this masterpiece of awkwardness 😂.
When you accidentally put the "Share the love with your dad" Valentine's Day promo in the condom aisle ๐Ÿ’€. Someone's definitely getting fired for this masterpiece of awkwardness ๐Ÿ˜‚.
11 months ago
179
When your skills are too good and men become self-conscious 💀😂
When your skills are too good and men become self-conscious ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
174
When your friend asks what your worst sex story is. 🤢
When your friend asks what your worst sex story is. ๐Ÿคข
1 year ago
204
I'm no doctor, but I know how to give CPR... Cock Pulling Resuscitation 😂
I'm no doctor, but I know how to give CPR... Cock Pulling Resuscitation ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
107
"It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it."  😂
"It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it." ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
102
When the professor says the oral exam is half your grade
When the professor says the oral exam is half your grade
1 year ago
147
Shooting your shot can go really wrong sometimes 😂
Shooting your shot can go really wrong sometimes ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
105
Me after I finish making my jelly filled donuts
Me after I finish making my jelly filled donuts
1 year ago
149
Me trying to measure my gains after NNN
Me trying to measure my gains after NNN
1 year ago
92
When you're blind but still a freak 😏
When you're blind but still a freak ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
151
Me remembering I'm my own boss and can do whatever I want, whenever I want 😏
Me remembering I'm my own boss and can do whatever I want, whenever I want ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
89
When your partner asks about the scar and you're like "Oh honey it's a long story. Grab a drink and sit down."
When your partner asks about the scar and you're like "Oh honey it's a long story. Grab a drink and sit down."
1 year ago
148
When she tells you how many fingers she's using.
When she tells you how many fingers she's using.
1 year ago
84