Me trying to figure out my relationship status:
It's complicated 😂
Me trying to figure out my relationship status: It's complicated ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
33
My wife and I keep "trying" for a second child 😂. Little does she know, my secret vasectomy was the best gift I ever gave myself 🤫.
My wife and I keep "trying" for a second child ๐Ÿ˜‚. Little does she know, my secret vasectomy was the best gift I ever gave myself ๐Ÿคซ.
1 year ago
39
When she says she's wrong but you still feel the tension 🤔
When she says she's wrong but you still feel the tension ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
75
When she's acting up but she also IS your phone📱🤦‍♀️
When she's acting up but she also IS your phone๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
1 year ago
43
Me pretending to be interested in someone's hobbies so they'll go out with me 😂
Me pretending to be interested in someone's hobbies so they'll go out with me ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
58
When 'serving salad' takes on a whole new meaning... 🥒🥗😂
When 'serving salad' takes on a whole new meaning... ๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
75
Love's a wild ride 🎢, buckle up!
Love's a wild ride ๐ŸŽข, buckle up!
1 year ago
56
When oops feels different depending on who's oopsing 😂
When oops feels different depending on who's oopsing ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
38
When love comes with lasagna and protein bars ❤️🍕💪
When love comes with lasagna and protein bars โค๏ธ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
92
When 'pumpkins' turns into 'panic' real quick 🎃➡️😱
When 'pumpkins' turns into 'panic' real quick ๐ŸŽƒโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 year ago
65
Jennifer's rollercoaster of emotions in 60 seconds 😂.  From "Will you marry me?" to "You have 6 days to move out!"  This is one wild ride! 🎢
Jennifer's rollercoaster of emotions in 60 seconds ๐Ÿ˜‚. From "Will you marry me?" to "You have 6 days to move out!" This is one wild ride! ๐ŸŽข
1 year ago
64
When you hire your neighbor to impregnate your wife 72 times and find out BOTH of you are shooting blanks 😂. Guess who's getting sued? It's not the stork! #NeighborlyLoveGoneWrong
When you hire your neighbor to impregnate your wife 72 times and find out BOTH of you are shooting blanks ๐Ÿ˜‚. Guess who's getting sued? It's not the stork! #NeighborlyLoveGoneWrong
1 year ago
59
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, so I asked her how come she gets to spend $65 on makeup. I'm pretty sure beer goggles do the same thing 🤷‍♂️
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, so I asked her how come she gets to spend $65 on makeup. I'm pretty sure beer goggles do the same thing ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
63
When your inner critic is the loudest influencer 🧠💔
When your inner critic is the loudest influencer ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ’”
1 year ago
54
When your heart writes a novel but their response is just one chapter 📖💔😂
When your heart writes a novel but their response is just one chapter ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
73