Having five boyfriends and still getting cheated on? ๐Ÿค” Girl, you need a loyalty program, not more boyfriends! ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 hours ago
A good wife brings balance to a man's tractor... I mean, a good wife brings balance to a man's life ๐Ÿ˜‚
14 hours ago
Friend zone is a dangerous place. Many fall, few escape ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 days ago
When your wife is more interested in the catch of the day than your actual catch ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 days ago
Me and my husband haven't slept since Saturday because we made a pact to never go to bed angry. It's Wednesday, send coffee and backup.
3 days ago
When your ex's new boyfriend asks how the "used goods" are, but you're packing more than just two inches. ๐Ÿ˜
3 days ago
She wasn't mad about the photo. She's jealous that the dog has a nicer car than her ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ˜‚
4 days ago
She said, if you get a tattoo of my initial, Iโ€™ll go out with you. Now Iโ€™m single with a permanent โ€˜Kโ€™ on my wrist. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
4 days ago
"How to start flirting with a woman" Step 1: Approach with confidence Step 2: Gently tap her with your foot to get her attention Step 3: Run๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
4 days ago
Guess he wasn't ready for that kind of commitment ๐Ÿ˜‚ #ByeFelicia #PregnancyScare #SeeYaLater
4 days ago
"Am I the only one you've ever been with?" "Yes. All the others were nines or tens." Me: ๐Ÿ˜‚ I guess a solid 7 ain't so bad after all. #SolidSeven
5 days ago
This guy deserves an award for the greatest comeback ever ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 days ago
Self-defense for women 101 ๐Ÿ˜‚. Step 1: Assume a guarded stance. Step 2: Begin discussing commitment. Step 3: Watch as male flees in terror. Works every time! ๐Ÿ˜‰
5 days ago
When your wife says "Tie me to the bed and do whatever you want" and you take her literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 days ago
My girlfriend is like my life... I don't have one ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 days ago