When you level up in love and life! 💑✨
8 months ago
Life tip: Season your pasta, not your partner's emotions 🍝😆
8 months ago
When pizza geometry keeps you up at night 🍕🤔💭
8 months ago
When love compels you to carry not just her heart, but also her shopping spree 🐻❤️💸👜
8 months ago
When tasting love gets a bit too literal 😂💘
8 months ago
When the password is more shocking than a heart attack! 😂🥴
8 months ago
If going to prostitution is a hobby like anime or manga, then what's the problem? 🤔
8 months ago
When loving John Mayer is okay, but admiring Netflix isn't! 🎸📺
8 months ago
When opportunity knocks... and you're terrible at ignoring it 😏💤🍆
8 months ago
When you shoot your shot, but the popcorn stand isn't having it! 🍿😂
8 months ago
Sharing is caring... until it involves your favorite pair of panties! 😅👗
8 months ago
When you take your girl to an expensive restaurant and she talks to someone on the phone the whole time 😂 #relatable #dating
8 months ago
When relationship status is a piece of furniture 😂 #1Nightstand
8 months ago
When sharing is caring gets a little too close! 😅👫💻
8 months ago
When you're financially supportive... by being moral support! 😂💸
8 months ago