Kids these days are asking the real questions. The tooth fairy's business model has some serious plot holes. 🤔
Kids these days are asking the real questions. The tooth fairy's business model has some serious plot holes. ๐Ÿค”
6 days ago
14
Smoothness level: -100. She wanted a throne, he gave her a face wash. 🤦‍♂️
Smoothness level: -100. She wanted a throne, he gave her a face wash. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
6 days ago
14
When she thinks you're thinking about other women, but you're actually trying to understand the esoteric secrets of the universe. 🌌✨
When she thinks you're thinking about other women, but you're actually trying to understand the esoteric secrets of the universe. ๐ŸŒŒโœจ
2 months ago
114
My body is ready for hibernation season, which for me just means more snacks on the couch. 🐿️❄️
My body is ready for hibernation season, which for me just means more snacks on the couch. ๐Ÿฟ๏ธโ„๏ธ
2 months ago
148
Jaime Lannister isn't just a pretty face; he's a national treasure, royally certified. 👑 Can't argue with that kind of confidence.
Jaime Lannister isn't just a pretty face; he's a national treasure, royally certified. ๐Ÿ‘‘ Can't argue with that kind of confidence.
3 months ago
190
It's important to have standards, but it's more important to know when to make an exception. 😉
It's important to have standards, but it's more important to know when to make an exception. ๐Ÿ˜‰
3 months ago
221
When the source material is the only safe space left from the Netflix adaptation department.
When the source material is the only safe space left from the Netflix adaptation department.
4 months ago
266
When you find out your 'good boy' has a very questionable side hustle... ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
5 months ago
210
My morning prayer to the patron saint of hangovers. May my suffering be swift and my drink be strong. 🙏
My morning prayer to the patron saint of hangovers. May my suffering be swift and my drink be strong. ๐Ÿ™
5 months ago
177
This isn't the Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer I remember... ๐ŸฆŒ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŽธ
5 months ago
232
When you're all hyped for a pool day but you forgot one minor detail... the water. ๐ŸŠโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšซ
5 months ago
290
Well, that's one way to secure a 'yes'. Her face went from 😏 to 😳 real quick.
Well, that's one way to secure a 'yes'. Her face went from ๐Ÿ˜ to ๐Ÿ˜ณ real quick.
5 months ago
264
My man Riker setting up the perfect Christmas movie pun. Troi is not amused. 🤣
My man Riker setting up the perfect Christmas movie pun. Troi is not amused. ๐Ÿคฃ
7 months ago
375
Jaime Lannister is the motivational speaker for questionable life choices we didn't know we needed. ✅
Jaime Lannister is the motivational speaker for questionable life choices we didn't know we needed. โœ…
8 months ago
169
Comedian Daniel Tosh dropping some hard truths about why America's favorite pastime might be a little tone-deaf. 😬
Comedian Daniel Tosh dropping some hard truths about why America's favorite pastime might be a little tone-deaf. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
8 months ago
254