When your coworker’s life is either extremely exciting or depressing and your life is just… *eats banana*
When your coworkerโ€™s life is either extremely exciting or depressing and your life is justโ€ฆ *eats banana*
1 year ago
299
Skeletor knows what's up 😂. Cheaper and probably more exciting than Evil-Lyn.
Skeletor knows what's up ๐Ÿ˜‚. Cheaper and probably more exciting than Evil-Lyn.
1 year ago
306
Del Boy with another insightful observation: Alcohol may kill, but it helps create life too 😂
Del Boy with another insightful observation: Alcohol may kill, but it helps create life too ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
221
New reality TV show idea: 12 straight men, each convinced he's the only straight one, compete for $1 million. The twist? Whoever figures out everyone is straight loses. 😂 #RealityTV #PlotTwist #GayPanic
New reality TV show idea: 12 straight men, each convinced he's the only straight one, compete for $1 million. The twist? Whoever figures out everyone is straight loses. ๐Ÿ˜‚ #RealityTV #PlotTwist #GayPanic
1 year ago
334
When you accidentally open the front camera 🐑
When you accidentally open the front camera ๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
236
Me pretending to be strong and independent while I'm on my 27th rewatch of South Park season 3.
Me pretending to be strong and independent while I'm on my 27th rewatch of South Park season 3.
1 year ago
191
This map is my ultimate TV show binge-watching guide! 😂 From coast to coast, there's a show for every mood. Who needs a travel agent when you have this? 🗺️
This map is my ultimate TV show binge-watching guide! ๐Ÿ˜‚ From coast to coast, there's a show for every mood. Who needs a travel agent when you have this? ๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ
1 year ago
179
When you realize Ron Swanson was right all along 😂
When you realize Ron Swanson was right all along ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
315
Me trying to explain the rules of Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock to someone who's only played Rock Paper Scissors: 🖖
Me trying to explain the rules of Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock to someone who's only played Rock Paper Scissors: ๐Ÿ––
1 year ago
307
When you spend 50 minutes complaining about your symptoms just for the doctor to say: "It's all in your head" 🤪
When you spend 50 minutes complaining about your symptoms just for the doctor to say: "It's all in your head" ๐Ÿคช
1 year ago
307
Me to Java updates when they interrupt my coding flow 😂. Ain't nobody got time for that! #NotToday
Me to Java updates when they interrupt my coding flow ๐Ÿ˜‚. Ain't nobody got time for that! #NotToday
1 year ago
288
Taxpayers: What is my purpose?
Rick: You fund a lavish lifestyle for elite pedophiles.

Me: *nodding* Sounds about right.
Taxpayers: What is my purpose? Rick: You fund a lavish lifestyle for elite pedophiles. Me: *nodding* Sounds about right.
1 year ago
324
Fred and Daphne's bedroom adventures are always a mystery 🛏️😂
Fred and Daphne's bedroom adventures are always a mystery ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
187
Back in my day we had so many eggs and toilet paper, we TP'd and egged our enemies' houses.  Now you kids just argue on Twitter and TikTok 😂
Back in my day we had so many eggs and toilet paper, we TP'd and egged our enemies' houses. Now you kids just argue on Twitter and TikTok ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
184
When you use "etc." because you are Sheldon Cooper and ran out of space-time to list all the examples in the universe 😂
When you use "etc." because you are Sheldon Cooper and ran out of space-time to list all the examples in the universe ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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