Skeletor: *appears* NYEAAH! Another introvert tip for all of you! Tell everyone at the beginning of your phone call that your battery is dying, then hang up whenever you want! MWA-HA-HA! Audience: *cheers*
1 month ago
When you've spent 8 months in the black void of space contemplating the meaning of existence, and all you get upon your return is a Katy Perry concert and some forced patriotism.
1 month ago
Grandpa Simpson: Back in my day, YouTube actually cared about user feedback ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
My internet when I'm trying to watch Breaking Bad and an ad starts playing ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Evil-Lyn: "A woman's intuition is never wrong!" Skeletor: "Way too many single mothers for this to be true."
1 month ago
Gen X Skeletor has no time for your emotional baggage. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me explaining to my mom why I can't pause an online game ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When people try to roast you but you take it as a compliment ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me when the cookies are done and I have no oven mitts. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When Dexter organizes an event for people who can't come, it's gonna be a... dry run. ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me pretending to be shocked when someone asks how sex works
1 month ago
When your mom asks you to turn on the lights
1 month ago
Cybermen on the tube? Guess the Daleks finally drove them to public transport ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When your girls are talking crazy ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜‚ but your date doesnโ€™t quite understand the assignment ๐Ÿ˜น #Memes #Dating
1 month ago
I'm not saying it was Smurfs that made my hair like this, but it was definitely Smurfs. Ancient Smurf technology, to be exact.
1 month ago