Poland: "I want to make new friends." *Sees Germany* "Nope." *Sees Turkey comforting Germany* "Actually, EU membership does have its perks after all."
Poland: "I want to make new friends." *Sees Germany* "Nope." *Sees Turkey comforting Germany* "Actually, EU membership does have its perks after all."
1 year ago
273
Americans after finishing a single fry 🍟: 👏👏👏
Americans after finishing a single fry ๐ŸŸ: ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
289
Saves you money, saves you time, minimizes stress, cures headaches, hurts nobody...but the Pope isn't going to like this one 😂
Saves you money, saves you time, minimizes stress, cures headaches, hurts nobody...but the Pope isn't going to like this one ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
231
POV: You're a stormtrooper dad just trying to raise your little trooper 🪖
POV: You're a stormtrooper dad just trying to raise your little trooper ๐Ÿช–
1 year ago
217
When you think you're good at math, and then probability hits you like a truck.  The answer is NOT 1/2 😂
When you think you're good at math, and then probability hits you like a truck. The answer is NOT 1/2 ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
306
If Elon can juggle rockets, tweets, and a dozen kids, she can definitely text you back. Know your worth, king. 👑
If Elon can juggle rockets, tweets, and a dozen kids, she can definitely text you back. Know your worth, king. ๐Ÿ‘‘
1 year ago
374
When your rubber ducky secretly works for the electric company... ⚡🦆😅
When your rubber ducky secretly works for the electric company... โšก๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
353
When your internet disconnects during a boss fight and you feel each second! 🎮😱
When your internet disconnects during a boss fight and you feel each second! ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 year ago
407
The friendly neighborhood Spider-Man we never knew we had. ๐Ÿซก
8 months ago
444
When the government says it's for your own good 😂
When the government says it's for your own good ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
304
Isaac Newton in 1670: *opens the door slightly, points a beam of light at the doorknob, and observes a rainbow projected onto a chair* 
Me: "Newton, what are you doing?"
Newton: "Demonstrating that going outside is gay, obviously. 🌈"
Isaac Newton in 1670: *opens the door slightly, points a beam of light at the doorknob, and observes a rainbow projected onto a chair* Me: "Newton, what are you doing?" Newton: "Demonstrating that going outside is gay, obviously. ๐ŸŒˆ"
1 year ago
356
When you can't tell the difference between Japanese, Korean, and Chinese people 😂
When you can't tell the difference between Japanese, Korean, and Chinese people ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
338
When you invite your demonic friends over for dinner and they mistake Jesus for the main course 😬
When you invite your demonic friends over for dinner and they mistake Jesus for the main course ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
195
When you become the hero even during a haircut 🦸‍♂️💇‍♀️📚 #BabysitterReeves
When you become the hero even during a haircut ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ“š #BabysitterReeves
1 year ago
214
When your friend's fantasy goes a little too far...💀
When your friend's fantasy goes a little too far...๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
196