When you're a kid and get to walk out with your favorite team.โšฝ๏ธ
1 year ago
294
When you get thrown back and start telling everyone about the bright light and the probing 👽🎣
When you get thrown back and start telling everyone about the bright light and the probing ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐ŸŽฃ
1 year ago
127
When you see Comic Sans being used everywhere 😂
When you see Comic Sans being used everywhere ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
159
When you try to slide into the DMs but she's loyal to her boyfriend AND her math test 😂
When you try to slide into the DMs but she's loyal to her boyfriend AND her math test ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
121
Me trying to figure out the difference between there, their, and they're
Me trying to figure out the difference between there, their, and they're
1 year ago
166
Me having the time of my life in a scorching hot shower, then remembering I have to go to class soon and face the arctic temperatures waiting for me outside 🥶
Me having the time of my life in a scorching hot shower, then remembering I have to go to class soon and face the arctic temperatures waiting for me outside ๐Ÿฅถ
1 year ago
134
Scrum masters after the 15-minute standup: "Mysteriously disappear into the ether to do very important, top-secret, can't-tell-you-about-it work" 🔮🤫
Scrum masters after the 15-minute standup: "Mysteriously disappear into the ether to do very important, top-secret, can't-tell-you-about-it work" ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
198
Me trying to act cool at the gun range after almost breaking my wrist from the recoil ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
325
When you find out the emergency plan at your new job is just "DERP" 😂
When you find out the emergency plan at your new job is just "DERP" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
132
Me trying to find something interesting to read while using the bathroom:
*Picks up shampoo bottle and starts reading ingredients*
Yes...yes...quite fascinating indeed...
Me trying to find something interesting to read while using the bathroom: *Picks up shampoo bottle and starts reading ingredients* Yes...yes...quite fascinating indeed...
1 year ago
167
When the existential dread kicks in but you realize your apartment is on the second floor.
1 year ago
173
When you're married, on Tinder, and just looking for friends to go to church with. 🙏
When you're married, on Tinder, and just looking for friends to go to church with. ๐Ÿ™
1 year ago
312
Jesus: "Love thy neighbor... or else."
Jesus: "Love thy neighbor... or else."
1 year ago
304
My life philosophy when it comes to kitchen chores. Flawless logic, if you ask me. 🧑‍🍳
My life philosophy when it comes to kitchen chores. Flawless logic, if you ask me. ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿณ
10 months ago
287
Some people take advertising a little too literally. Can't say they weren't warned! 🤷‍♂️
Some people take advertising a little too literally. Can't say they weren't warned! ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
9 months ago
295