Yeah, I'm not explaining that to my grandma on Facebook. A message on behalf of all men. 🤫
Yeah, I'm not explaining that to my grandma on Facebook. A message on behalf of all men. ๐Ÿคซ
9 months ago
226
My wife was sad, so I showed her my boobs. Apparently, that doesn't work both ways. 😂 #marriagehumor #genderroles #relatable
My wife was sad, so I showed her my boobs. Apparently, that doesn't work both ways. ๐Ÿ˜‚ #marriagehumor #genderroles #relatable
1 year ago
174
When your ex signs off with style and a medical disclaimer! 🤣🔪
When your ex signs off with style and a medical disclaimer! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ”ช
1 year ago
173
When you're with Minnie and Donald walks in 👁👄👁
When you're with Minnie and Donald walks in ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
92
Me trying to decide which New Balance shoes to wear with my black turtleneck and dad jeans.
Me trying to decide which New Balance shoes to wear with my black turtleneck and dad jeans.
1 year ago
169
Me trying to escape my responsibilities. ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
181
This kid cracked the code to happiness on day one. 😂🍼
This kid cracked the code to happiness on day one. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿผ
10 months ago
224
Me trying to explain to my parents why I haven't found "the one": "Look, I just need stable internet first.  Love can wait. 😂"
Me trying to explain to my parents why I haven't found "the one": "Look, I just need stable internet first. Love can wait. ๐Ÿ˜‚"
1 year ago
165
The proof is in the pudding... or should I say the vodka? 🍸😂
The proof is in the pudding... or should I say the vodka? ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
184
When your cat thinks they are a massage therapist ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
176
Me expecting a whole chocolate bar vs. the tiny toy I actually got. 😭
Me expecting a whole chocolate bar vs. the tiny toy I actually got. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
163
Obama: My grandpappy rode a bicycle during the second great bicycle war, and he got two flat tires, but he kept going. McCain, Bush, and Perry thinking: That's cute.
Obama: My grandpappy rode a bicycle during the second great bicycle war, and he got two flat tires, but he kept going. McCain, Bush, and Perry thinking: That's cute.
1 year ago
106
Well, that joke escalated quickly. The FBI would like to know your location. 👀
Well, that joke escalated quickly. The FBI would like to know your location. ๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
373
Me trying to convince myself that my life isn't that bad after all 🤔
Me trying to convince myself that my life isn't that bad after all ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
190
Me trying to relive the lap dance I got at the club last night.
Me trying to relive the lap dance I got at the club last night.
1 year ago
120