When you're fighting a fire but also have to respect the train's schedule. It's called being considerate. 🚒🚂
When you're fighting a fire but also have to respect the train's schedule. It's called being considerate. ๐Ÿš’๐Ÿš‚
8 months ago
412
Reddit told me to help the spider. Now my house is on fire. 🔥🔥🔥 Thanks, Reddit! 😂
Reddit told me to help the spider. Now my house is on fire. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ Thanks, Reddit! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
340
When the HR department takes the 'diversity' goals a little too seriously. Qualifications optional. 🤷‍♂️
When the HR department takes the 'diversity' goals a little too seriously. Qualifications optional. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
6 months ago
347
Me trying to figure out how much I should be spending on my wine. Should I use time instead of money? 🍷
Me trying to figure out how much I should be spending on my wine. Should I use time instead of money? ๐Ÿท
1 year ago
346
When your 'friend' leaves you on read 👀🔥
When your 'friend' leaves you on read ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
304
When the CAPTCHA is so blurry, you start questioning your own existence 😂
When the CAPTCHA is so blurry, you start questioning your own existence ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
220
When you search for 'easy Halloween costumes' and find your true calling as a cozy, human-sized slug. 🐛
When you search for 'easy Halloween costumes' and find your true calling as a cozy, human-sized slug. ๐Ÿ›
1 year ago
207
When you're wild at heart and on the run 🐯🏃‍♂️💨
When you're wild at heart and on the run ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
276
When you want to make sure your vote counts... but you're also the one counting the votes 😂
When you want to make sure your vote counts... but you're also the one counting the votes ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
304
Me trying to explain to TSA that "My First Cavity Search" is just a children's book and not a how-to manual. 😬
Me trying to explain to TSA that "My First Cavity Search" is just a children's book and not a how-to manual. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
315
🥂 1960s: Silver service in the sky! 2020s: Who needs personal space when you have a neck pillow? 😂✈️
๐Ÿฅ‚ 1960s: Silver service in the sky! 2020s: Who needs personal space when you have a neck pillow? ๐Ÿ˜‚โœˆ๏ธ
1 year ago
218
When love of grammar takes an unexpected turn 😂❤️
When love of grammar takes an unexpected turn ๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธ
1 year ago
298
When you're both American and Jewish but don't know which way to pledge allegiance 🇺🇸✡️
When you're both American and Jewish but don't know which way to pledge allegiance ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโœก๏ธ
1 year ago
341
When you mistake Facebook for Google and accidentally share your unusual vagina smell with the entire world 😂. Anyone know how to delete a life?
When you mistake Facebook for Google and accidentally share your unusual vagina smell with the entire world ๐Ÿ˜‚. Anyone know how to delete a life?
1 year ago
368
When your organs love each other a little too much 😂
When your organs love each other a little too much ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
361