Toad: Psst... Hey, wanna buy some 'shrooms?๐Ÿ„๐Ÿคซ Mario: How much for the 1-UP? โญ
1 year ago
122
When your kink is a little *too* specific 😂
When your kink is a little *too* specific ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
138
When you're small but mighty 🐶💥 #ChihuahuaPower
When you're small but mighty ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ’ฅ #ChihuahuaPower
1 year ago
69
When you find out the secret weapon all along was a banana 🍌😂
When you find out the secret weapon all along was a banana ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
141
Me at 9 am blasting Beastie Boys and funneling beers in my garage while the neighborhood milfs judge me 🍻😂
Me at 9 am blasting Beastie Boys and funneling beers in my garage while the neighborhood milfs judge me ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
113
When love gets a little...economically savvy 💸❤️
When love gets a little...economically savvy ๐Ÿ’ธโค๏ธ
1 year ago
147
When you accidentally open 2 Girls 1 Cup at work with the volume up 🔊😂
When you accidentally open 2 Girls 1 Cup at work with the volume up ๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
130
Me when someone asks why I crossed the road to get more chicken: BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT!!🐔🔥
Me when someone asks why I crossed the road to get more chicken: BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT!!๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”ฅ
11 months ago
100
One guy sold stolen ideas and got called Jesus, the other invented C and UNIX and got... ignored? 🤔 The tech world is a strange place. 😂
One guy sold stolen ideas and got called Jesus, the other invented C and UNIX and got... ignored? ๐Ÿค” The tech world is a strange place. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
124
When your side chic kisses your baby mama's belly and everyone's wearing matching outfits, you know it's true love 💖
When your side chic kisses your baby mama's belly and everyone's wearing matching outfits, you know it's true love ๐Ÿ’–
1 year ago
142
When the party’s rolling, but you’re just chilling with your new ADHD diagnosis 😂💸
When the partyโ€™s rolling, but youโ€™re just chilling with your new ADHD diagnosis ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ธ
1 year ago
125
When The Simpsons meet Futurama: It's like a crossover episode on steroids 😂
When The Simpsons meet Futurama: It's like a crossover episode on steroids ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
121
And now you know the real reason Porky Pig always stuttered. Childhood officially ruined. 🐷
And now you know the real reason Porky Pig always stuttered. Childhood officially ruined. ๐Ÿท
7 months ago
135
I see what you did there with the Japanese characters for "woman" and "noisy" 😂.  Pretty accurate, if I do say so myself!🤫
I see what you did there with the Japanese characters for "woman" and "noisy" ๐Ÿ˜‚. Pretty accurate, if I do say so myself!๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
82
When you thank Jesus for the food but forget about the farmworkers who harvested it. 🙏🧅👨‍🌾
When you thank Jesus for the food but forget about the farmworkers who harvested it. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿง…๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŒพ
1 year ago
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