Me trying to explain to my kids where babies come from using only tech analogies:

"So, imagine your mom is a server running IIS and I'm a web browser..." 🤔👶
Me trying to explain to my kids where babies come from using only tech analogies: "So, imagine your mom is a server running IIS and I'm a web browser..." ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ‘ถ
1 year ago
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John's got his priorities straight. Forget about serving the country, he's on a mission to find love in uniform 😂.
John's got his priorities straight. Forget about serving the country, he's on a mission to find love in uniform ๐Ÿ˜‚.
1 year ago
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When you realize it's not a glitch in the matrix 😮➡️🤯
When you realize it's not a glitch in the matrix ๐Ÿ˜ฎโžก๏ธ๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
280
When your face mask choices turn into a fashion show 🎭 vs. a crime scene exhibit 🚫 👀
When your face mask choices turn into a fashion show ๐ŸŽญ vs. a crime scene exhibit ๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
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Me trying to screw in a lightbulb after watching a YouTube tutorial once💡
Me trying to screw in a lightbulb after watching a YouTube tutorial once๐Ÿ’ก
1 year ago
159
The stages of burqa evolution and the reasons why they are 'going to hell'. 😂
The stages of burqa evolution and the reasons why they are 'going to hell'. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
202
When that Daft Punk beat drops on my cycling playlist 🎧
When that Daft Punk beat drops on my cycling playlist ๐ŸŽง
1 year ago
225
When your only plan on a desert island involves a catapult! 😼🏝️🚀
When your only plan on a desert island involves a catapult! ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿš€
1 year ago
164
These torii gates have survived a tsunami and a nuclear bomb. They're clearly made of pure resilience and a touch of magic. ✨⛩️
These torii gates have survived a tsunami and a nuclear bomb. They're clearly made of pure resilience and a touch of magic. โœจโ›ฉ๏ธ
1 year ago
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When your dick touches the toilet water and you get an instant hardon
When your dick touches the toilet water and you get an instant hardon
1 year ago
225
When the coach said to bring your best bucket game 🤷‍♀️🍗🏀
When the coach said to bring your best bucket game ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ€
1 year ago
374
Obi-Wan's got a point...🤔  Those blast points are suspiciously accurate.  Who knew Tusken Raiders had such advanced targeting systems? 😂
Obi-Wan's got a point...๐Ÿค” Those blast points are suspiciously accurate. Who knew Tusken Raiders had such advanced targeting systems? ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
203
Expanding knowledge and wardrobe! 📈👕
Expanding knowledge and wardrobe! ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ‘•
1 year ago
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Me trying to navigate my life after one (1) existential crisis:
Me trying to navigate my life after one (1) existential crisis:
1 year ago
246
When you try to jump in sync but gravity says 'Not today, humans!' 🤣📸
When you try to jump in sync but gravity says 'Not today, humans!' ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ“ธ
1 year ago
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