This bird said 'Absolutely not!' and staged an intervention on the spot. ๐Ÿฆœ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
398
Turns out the teachers didn't see the smartphone revolution coming! 😂📱
Turns out the teachers didn't see the smartphone revolution coming! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ฑ
1 year ago
338
From table talk to screen scroll 📱🍽️
From table talk to screen scroll ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ
1 year ago
290
When your girlfriend asks how many people you've slept with and you start counting sheep to help you fall asleep 😂
When your girlfriend asks how many people you've slept with and you start counting sheep to help you fall asleep ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
242
When your knitting club gets a little too ambitious with the themes... 🧶😅
When your knitting club gets a little too ambitious with the themes... ๐Ÿงถ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
207
Stay thirsty for opportunities, my friends! 😂🍺
Stay thirsty for opportunities, my friends! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿบ
1 year ago
206
The proud walk to inform my mom I've redecorated the carpet with my lunch. ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ
11 months ago
414
When your 'likes' are more important than your life! 😂📸
When your 'likes' are more important than your life! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ธ
1 year ago
319
Rock, paper, scissors... and blowjob? Really? I didn't know that was how the game worked.
Rock, paper, scissors... and blowjob? Really? I didn't know that was how the game worked.
1 year ago
294
1960s ladies: No tattoos, nose rings, or green hair. 
Me: So, just *normal* then? 😂
1960s ladies: No tattoos, nose rings, or green hair. Me: So, just *normal* then? ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
423
Stealing $3,000,000,000 gets you 40 months in prison. Stealing $100 to avoid starving gets you 15 years.  Seems fair.⚖️
Stealing $3,000,000,000 gets you 40 months in prison. Stealing $100 to avoid starving gets you 15 years. Seems fair.โš–๏ธ
1 year ago
219
The Terminator after realizing being a babysitter is harder than saving mankind: I won't be back 🤖👶👧
The Terminator after realizing being a babysitter is harder than saving mankind: I won't be back ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ‘ง
1 year ago
213
When your job treats you like 💩, you write your resignation letter on toilet paper 😂
When your job treats you like ๐Ÿ’ฉ, you write your resignation letter on toilet paper ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
359
When 82% of respondents agree...  🧐🤔
When 82% of respondents agree... ๐Ÿง๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
183
Team Rocket's Jessie getting a taste of defeat... literally 😂
Team Rocket's Jessie getting a taste of defeat... literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
319