Me trying to meditate for 5 seconds before remembering all the shit I have to do today 😂
Me trying to meditate for 5 seconds before remembering all the shit I have to do today ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
314
It's fine to have one, and it's okay to be proud of it. But please, keep it in your pants! Nobody wants to see it waving around in public, and certainly not shoved down our children's throats. #Religion #Boundaries #Respect
It's fine to have one, and it's okay to be proud of it. But please, keep it in your pants! Nobody wants to see it waving around in public, and certainly not shoved down our children's throats. #Religion #Boundaries #Respect
1 year ago
299
🎖️ When indecision leads to a promotion! 😂
๐ŸŽ–๏ธ When indecision leads to a promotion! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
435
When your body defies gravity but you're still grounded 😂🕺
When your body defies gravity but you're still grounded ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ•บ
1 year ago
358
When the janitor is also an interior designer 😂 #CleanlinessIsNextToGodliness #BathroomGoals
When the janitor is also an interior designer ๐Ÿ˜‚ #CleanlinessIsNextToGodliness #BathroomGoals
1 year ago
197
When your brain turns into the ultimate multitasking browser 🤯🎶 #RelatableBrainJam
When your brain turns into the ultimate multitasking browser ๐Ÿคฏ๐ŸŽถ #RelatableBrainJam
1 year ago
413
Me pretending to be a graceful, elegant pole dancer after watching one YouTube tutorial ๐Ÿ˜‚ #poledancing #fail #nailedit
1 year ago
175
WWI & WWII: Bombs away! 💣. WWIII: Syringes away! 💉.  They don't make wars like they used to. Now we fight with vaccines instead of bombs. Stay woke. 👀
WWI & WWII: Bombs away! ๐Ÿ’ฃ. WWIII: Syringes away! ๐Ÿ’‰. They don't make wars like they used to. Now we fight with vaccines instead of bombs. Stay woke. ๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
340
When you try to prove you're not an asshole but accidently prove the opposite. 😬
When you try to prove you're not an asshole but accidently prove the opposite. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
452
When you're an adult but your inner child is still screaming for Legos! 😂
When you're an adult but your inner child is still screaming for Legos! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
326
When your carpooling includes a car workshop and a skydeck 🚗🔧☕️
When your carpooling includes a car workshop and a skydeck ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ”งโ˜•๏ธ
1 year ago
382
When a software installation wizard is actually a real wizard
When a software installation wizard is actually a real wizard
1 year ago
419
It's impossible. It's risky. It's pointless. Give it a try. 
Two minutes later: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!?!?!?!
It's impossible. It's risky. It's pointless. Give it a try. Two minutes later: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!?!?!?!
1 year ago
337
Me trying to explain to the cashier how I got paid to buy these apples 😂
Me trying to explain to the cashier how I got paid to buy these apples ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
280
When you mistake the sun for the son of God 😂
When you mistake the sun for the son of God ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
236