Me after eating 413 chicken nuggets:
My body: *windows shutting down sound*
Me after eating 413 chicken nuggets: My body: *windows shutting down sound*
1 year ago
222
⚽️ When a tie feels like a victory! 🎉🇺🇸🇬🇧
โšฝ๏ธ When a tie feels like a victory! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
1 year ago
328
Pineapple: So, in every other language I'm ananas, but in English, I'm *pineapple*? What's that all about? 🍍🤔
Pineapple: So, in every other language I'm ananas, but in English, I'm *pineapple*? What's that all about? ๐Ÿ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
340
The real hustle is selling the hustle. 🧠
The real hustle is selling the hustle. ๐Ÿง 
1 year ago
396
You just know it's about to be the best Chinese food you've ever had when the menu pictures are faded and a kid is doing homework at a table. 🔥
You just know it's about to be the best Chinese food you've ever had when the menu pictures are faded and a kid is doing homework at a table. ๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
326
Me pretending to be humbled when my mom says I'm handsome 😂
Me pretending to be humbled when my mom says I'm handsome ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
220
When you read the ingredients on processed food and accidentally summon Satan... It's all those unpronounceable words. 👹
When you read the ingredients on processed food and accidentally summon Satan... It's all those unpronounceable words. ๐Ÿ‘น
5 months ago
358
Is your person wearing a Burka?🤔😂
Is your person wearing a Burka?๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
318
When a train in your country arrives on time and your mind is blown🤯
When a train in your country arrives on time and your mind is blown๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
334
When your neighbor’s upgrade drama is more intense than your PC build! 🤦‍♂️💻 #KarenStrikesAgain
When your neighborโ€™s upgrade drama is more intense than your PC build! ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ป #KarenStrikesAgain
1 year ago
310
When you gotta make sure your toddler doesn't wander off... but make it fashion! 😂
When you gotta make sure your toddler doesn't wander off... but make it fashion! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
328
When the aliens finally arrive, and your only concern is losing your drink. 🍸👽
When the aliens finally arrive, and your only concern is losing your drink. ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ‘ฝ
1 year ago
278
When your little brother keeps hitting you and you are about to lose your temper ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ผ
1 year ago
360
When you go to McWork, Buy a BMW to flex, Consume to forget and then Die using DHL.  The circle of life.
When you go to McWork, Buy a BMW to flex, Consume to forget and then Die using DHL. The circle of life.
1 year ago
346
She said yes! Time to fire up some Mario! 😏
She said yes! Time to fire up some Mario! ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
171