Me trying to be polite when someone rings my doorbell during the Super Bowl.
Me trying to be polite when someone rings my doorbell during the Super Bowl.
1 year ago
130
Day 1 on Earth and they already got you on the rack. 💀
Day 1 on Earth and they already got you on the rack. ๐Ÿ’€
9 months ago
147
When you take 'decorate me' a little too literally. Sorry, gingerbread man. 😅
When you take 'decorate me' a little too literally. Sorry, gingerbread man. ๐Ÿ˜…
9 months ago
138
📚 When Netflix and chill turns into Netflix and stress 📺🐸
๐Ÿ“š When Netflix and chill turns into Netflix and stress ๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿธ
1 year ago
157
When the Force takes a dark turn... 🌌🚫
When the Force takes a dark turn... ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿšซ
1 year ago
118
Building a flying swimming pool filled with trolljuice. Now that's what I call innovation! 😂
Building a flying swimming pool filled with trolljuice. Now that's what I call innovation! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
130
When the profanity filter tries to help but ends up making things a million times worse. Poor Nasser. 💀
When the profanity filter tries to help but ends up making things a million times worse. Poor Nasser. ๐Ÿ’€
2 months ago
144
CNN be like: "In other news, water is dry, the sun rises in the West, and Switzerland is East of Germany. More at 11."
CNN be like: "In other news, water is dry, the sun rises in the West, and Switzerland is East of Germany. More at 11."
1 year ago
128
FALCON PUNCH!! It solves teen pregnancy...and probably a few other problems too 😂
FALCON PUNCH!! It solves teen pregnancy...and probably a few other problems too ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
136
Reality check: suave in your mind, awkward in reality 🤵😎👉👈
Reality check: suave in your mind, awkward in reality ๐Ÿคต๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ
1 year ago
93
My mother-in-law threw "The Exorcist" into the ocean because it was too evil. So naturally, I bought another copy, made it damp, and left it in her nightstand.😈
My mother-in-law threw "The Exorcist" into the ocean because it was too evil. So naturally, I bought another copy, made it damp, and left it in her nightstand.๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
131
When your lions and crowns game is strong, but one lion prefers dancing! 🦁🇸🇪🇳🇴🇩🇰🇫🇮
When your lions and crowns game is strong, but one lion prefers dancing! ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
1 year ago
56
Me trying to impress my crush...๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
173
When the gym partner takes spotting duties a bit too seriously! 🏋️‍♂️🚀
When the gym partner takes spotting duties a bit too seriously! ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿš€
1 year ago
72
That's one magic mushroom right there! 🍄
That's one magic mushroom right there! ๐Ÿ„
11 months ago
154