My therapist told me to embrace my flaws, so I went to Japan and coated them in gold. ✨
My therapist told me to embrace my flaws, so I went to Japan and coated them in gold. โœจ
1 year ago
311
When med school doesn't prepare you for Pixar anatomy 😂🔍
When med school doesn't prepare you for Pixar anatomy ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”
1 year ago
165
East vs West: one's known for their modesty and rich culture, the other put dollar signs on a pride flag.
East vs West: one's known for their modesty and rich culture, the other put dollar signs on a pride flag.
1 year ago
215
When the HR department takes the 'diversity' goals a little too seriously. Qualifications optional. 🤷‍♂️
When the HR department takes the 'diversity' goals a little too seriously. Qualifications optional. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
4 months ago
236
My morning prayer to the patron saint of hangovers. May my suffering be swift and my drink be strong. 🙏
My morning prayer to the patron saint of hangovers. May my suffering be swift and my drink be strong. ๐Ÿ™
6 months ago
210
Xi Jinping: It needs more wasabi.
Xi Jinping: It needs more wasabi.
1 year ago
182
Alice, darling, I'm worried about your new 'sugar' supplier. He seems a little... grizzly.
Alice, darling, I'm worried about your new 'sugar' supplier. He seems a little... grizzly.
1 year ago
188
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FOR SALE! Slightly used rubber fist. Minimal stains. One size fits all. 😂
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FOR SALE! Slightly used rubber fist. Minimal stains. One size fits all. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
280
Oi mate, you got a loicense for that spicy meme? 🇬🇧💂‍♂️
Oi mate, you got a loicense for that spicy meme? ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ’‚โ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
316
When you're trying to steal a TV, but you accidentally grab a microwave๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
285
And then I said: "I don't care how much money you have, I love you for who you are!"
And then I said: "I don't care how much money you have, I love you for who you are!"
1 year ago
268
When you unexpectedly meet your dad at the local mall 😂
When you unexpectedly meet your dad at the local mall ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
250
Ah, the classic 'I'll test the waters with this wildly inappropriate comment' maneuver. It's not a douchebag move until you observe it! ⚛️
Ah, the classic 'I'll test the waters with this wildly inappropriate comment' maneuver. It's not a douchebag move until you observe it! โš›๏ธ
1 month ago
143
When you order Papa Johns but forgot to tip the last guy 😂🍕
When you order Papa Johns but forgot to tip the last guy ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ•
1 year ago
235
When password security reaches its ultimate 😂🔒
When password security reaches its ultimate ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”’
1 year ago
258