Finally, a self-help book for every man's mid-life crisis 😂.  Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're fluent in Thai and can convince your wife it's a cooking class. 🇹🇭
Finally, a self-help book for every man's mid-life crisis ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're fluent in Thai and can convince your wife it's a cooking class. ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ
11 months ago
92
"I'm not saying God is racist, but have you seen the first drafts?"
"I'm not saying God is racist, but have you seen the first drafts?"
11 months ago
109
When your parents find your DeviantArt account 😬
When your parents find your DeviantArt account ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
118
This power strip is so cute, it's making me squeal 🐷🔌!  No more fighting over outlets, there's enough for the whole family (of devices) 😂
This power strip is so cute, it's making me squeal ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ”Œ! No more fighting over outlets, there's enough for the whole family (of devices) ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
84
Don't mind me, just bringing my tactical snack dispenser to the movies. They'll never suspect a thing! 🤫
Don't mind me, just bringing my tactical snack dispenser to the movies. They'll never suspect a thing! ๐Ÿคซ
1 month ago
93
They couldn't have done it without me, for real. 😭🙏
They couldn't have done it without me, for real. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™
9 months ago
163
When your ex signs off with style and a medical disclaimer! 🤣🔪
When your ex signs off with style and a medical disclaimer! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ”ช
1 year ago
116
Some people take advertising a little too literally. Can't say they weren't warned! 🤷‍♂️
Some people take advertising a little too literally. Can't say they weren't warned! ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
6 months ago
159
Me, realizing I was born too late to witness history and too early to partake in cosmic adventures, but just in time to casually browse for psychedelics on the dark web.  🐸💻🌌
Me, realizing I was born too late to witness history and too early to partake in cosmic adventures, but just in time to casually browse for psychedelics on the dark web. ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ’ป๐ŸŒŒ
1 year ago
129
When you finally find someone who completes your sentences... and your t-shirt. Couple goals right here! 😂
When you finally find someone who completes your sentences... and your t-shirt. Couple goals right here! ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
93
When your waiter application is served with a side of puns 🍽️😂
When your waiter application is served with a side of puns ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
115
When the logic is so twisted it starts to make sense in a weird way. 🤔💀
When the logic is so twisted it starts to make sense in a weird way. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’€
9 months ago
152
Science vs Religion: One promises a cure, the other promises a miracle. Choose wisely 😂
Science vs Religion: One promises a cure, the other promises a miracle. Choose wisely ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
115
Wikipedia: Making history morbidly crowd-sourced since forever 📚💀
Wikipedia: Making history morbidly crowd-sourced since forever ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
153
When your best friend is also your fashion twin and you accidentally coordinate your outfits a little too well 😂. My family's starting to think we're a couple, but hey, at least we have matching socks. 👯‍♂️
When your best friend is also your fashion twin and you accidentally coordinate your outfits a little too well ๐Ÿ˜‚. My family's starting to think we're a couple, but hey, at least we have matching socks. ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
147