Me trying to figure out how I fit into the equation 😂
Me trying to figure out how I fit into the equation ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
375
When your mom says you can pick any restaurant for your birthday dinner.
When your mom says you can pick any restaurant for your birthday dinner.
1 year ago
242
When the Navy has to deploy right after Taco Tuesday. The 'Yas Saaaar' fleet is making waves, literally. 💩
When the Navy has to deploy right after Taco Tuesday. The 'Yas Saaaar' fleet is making waves, literally. ๐Ÿ’ฉ
6 months ago
274
When you're named '#1 Dad' but accidentally walk in on your daughter's 'private time'. 😬
When you're named '#1 Dad' but accidentally walk in on your daughter's 'private time'. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
184
Me showing off the ice spheres I make for my cocktails vs. The device I actually use to make them 😂
Me showing off the ice spheres I make for my cocktails vs. The device I actually use to make them ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
155
Me saving every bacon meme I find online so I can look at them when I'm hungry and/or sad 😂
Me saving every bacon meme I find online so I can look at them when I'm hungry and/or sad ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
195
When you try to be romantic but your partner takes things a bit too literally. Please advise. 🤔🚽
When you try to be romantic but your partner takes things a bit too literally. Please advise. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿšฝ
6 months ago
231
When your Wheel of Fortune skills need a presidential pardon 🤔🇺🇸
When your Wheel of Fortune skills need a presidential pardon ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
1 year ago
283
Facebook board meeting: "Mark, Google+ is taking all our users! What do we do?!" 
Mark: "😈 Fuck up the chat system. 😈"
Facebook board meeting: "Mark, Google+ is taking all our users! What do we do?!" Mark: "๐Ÿ˜ˆ Fuck up the chat system. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ"
1 year ago
238
Of all the problems to have with this recipe, 'too floury' is certainly a choice. 🤢
Of all the problems to have with this recipe, 'too floury' is certainly a choice. ๐Ÿคข
1 month ago
95
Me realizing the girl I met online is really just my neighbor Steve in a wig 😂
Me realizing the girl I met online is really just my neighbor Steve in a wig ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
132
When conspiracy takes a giant leap for unbelievability 🌕🚀🤔
When conspiracy takes a giant leap for unbelievability ๐ŸŒ•๐Ÿš€๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
377
Me explaining to my boss why all our support tickets are about the AC not working: "It's climate change, obviously."
Me explaining to my boss why all our support tickets are about the AC not working: "It's climate change, obviously."
1 year ago
245
POV: You did all the work in the group project and now you're graduating with trust issues.
POV: You did all the work in the group project and now you're graduating with trust issues.
1 year ago
261
Me trying to convince my friends to go hiking with me.
Me trying to convince my friends to go hiking with me.
1 year ago
205