Mom: *prepares her son's first time* 😂
Mom: *prepares her son's first time* ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
181
When you finally realize why your bathroom cleaning routine seems... too intense. 🚽😂
When you finally realize why your bathroom cleaning routine seems... too intense. ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
125
Who needs a car when you have a helipad garage? 🚁😆
Who needs a car when you have a helipad garage? ๐Ÿš๐Ÿ˜†
1 year ago
166
Me pretending to remember my doctor's name so I don't get the wrong prescription 😂
Me pretending to remember my doctor's name so I don't get the wrong prescription ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
125
When sharing 24 songs costs $1.5 million: 🤔 Guess I'll become a pirate then.🏴‍☠️
When sharing 24 songs costs $1.5 million: ๐Ÿค” Guess I'll become a pirate then.๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ
1 year ago
98
When you realize your favorite TV show characters are just a bunch of rage comics 😂
When you realize your favorite TV show characters are just a bunch of rage comics ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
131
"I'm a girl, so I can't be forever alone."  🤡
"I'm a girl, so I can't be forever alone." ๐Ÿคก
1 year ago
117
Ever wondered what happens when you mix sports drinks with pasta? Blue-raspberry fusilli, anyone? 🤔🍝
Ever wondered what happens when you mix sports drinks with pasta? Blue-raspberry fusilli, anyone? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ
1 year ago
111
When your game crashes for the 100th time and you're about to become one with the rage. ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ•น๏ธ
1 year ago
74
Mixing genres 📚😅: When you can't decide between ancient tales and tragic history!
Mixing genres ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜…: When you can't decide between ancient tales and tragic history!
1 year ago
111
When even the courtroom can't escape tech support calls 🤖📞
When even the courtroom can't escape tech support calls ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ“ž
1 year ago
72
Skeletor dropping some ancient wisdom💀
Skeletor dropping some ancient wisdom๐Ÿ’€
11 months ago
123
Me trying to explain to people how messed up the healthcare system is 🫠
Me trying to explain to people how messed up the healthcare system is ๐Ÿซ 
1 year ago
134
Socialism: ensuring equal misery for the masses, except for the elite few who get the fancy pool and sports cars. 🤔
Socialism: ensuring equal misery for the masses, except for the elite few who get the fancy pool and sports cars. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
79
When you finally decide to try that exotic donkey cheese 🧀🐴 and discover the truth 😂
When you finally decide to try that exotic donkey cheese ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿด and discover the truth ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
153