When swans decide it's a prime day for a city tour 🦢🚣‍♂️
When swans decide it's a prime day for a city tour ๐Ÿฆข๐Ÿšฃโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
404
Just a polite citizen taking a casual morning stroll with his emotional support rocket launcher. Nothing to see here, officer.
Just a polite citizen taking a casual morning stroll with his emotional support rocket launcher. Nothing to see here, officer.
5 months ago
251
Some family secrets are better left undiscovered. Who's gonna tell them? 🤢
Some family secrets are better left undiscovered. Who's gonna tell them? ๐Ÿคข
2 months ago
172
Happiness is submission to GODZILLA!🦖
Happiness is submission to GODZILLA!๐Ÿฆ–
1 year ago
314
When your ex's new boyfriend asks how the "used goods" are, but you're packing more than just two inches. 😏
When your ex's new boyfriend asks how the "used goods" are, but you're packing more than just two inches. ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
315
One small step for man, one giant troll for mankind 😂
One small step for man, one giant troll for mankind ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
252
Hyena: I require sustenance, large dark one. Buffalo: *farts* Hyena: I meant foodโ€ฆ nevermind. ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
277
When your brain, heart, and lungs team up for a workout roast session 🤔🏃‍♂️💭
When your brain, heart, and lungs team up for a workout roast session ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ญ
1 year ago
346
Some life hacks are not worth the melted cheese on the floor. 😭🍞
Some life hacks are not worth the melted cheese on the floor. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿž
1 year ago
317
Vermont: Where the trees produce liquid gold! 🍁🤑
Vermont: Where the trees produce liquid gold! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿค‘
1 year ago
359
My brain's two settings: 'Don't do the thing' and 'Feel bad for not doing the thing'. 🫠
My brain's two settings: 'Don't do the thing' and 'Feel bad for not doing the thing'. ๐Ÿซ 
1 year ago
403
When you skip leg day but accidentally max out on wing day 💪🐦
When you skip leg day but accidentally max out on wing day ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฆ
1 year ago
320
When your grand plan for a swimming pool takes a historical twist! 🏊‍♂️🕰️
When your grand plan for a swimming pool takes a historical twist! ๐ŸŠโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ
1 year ago
189
When your friends dare you to climb the escalator wall and get stuck ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
381
She thinks it's for a ring, but I'm investing in a different kind of long-term relationship. 🤖
She thinks it's for a ring, but I'm investing in a different kind of long-term relationship. ๐Ÿค–
5 months ago
212