When you're so deep into anime, your room becomes a shrine to your waifus 😂
When you're so deep into anime, your room becomes a shrine to your waifus ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
290
Me trying to figure out if my steak is medium rare using advanced technology 😂
Me trying to figure out if my steak is medium rare using advanced technology ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
169
When you're trying to make peace but her overprotective 'friend' has other ideas. 😬
When you're trying to make peace but her overprotective 'friend' has other ideas. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
3 months ago
163
When you realize your degree in Gender Studies doesn't help you use Excel. 😬
When you realize your degree in Gender Studies doesn't help you use Excel. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
186
When the comeback is so savage it causes a fatal system error in your brain. Cersei.exe has stopped working. 😂
When the comeback is so savage it causes a fatal system error in your brain. Cersei.exe has stopped working. ๐Ÿ˜‚
12 days ago
43
🍷 When the recipe calls for one cup of wine, but the chef drinks the whole bottle 😂🍲
๐Ÿท When the recipe calls for one cup of wine, but the chef drinks the whole bottle ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฒ
1 year ago
127
When life is ruff so you meow it off 😹📺
When life is ruff so you meow it off ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ“บ
1 year ago
230
"I'm not saying God is racist, but have you seen the first drafts?"
"I'm not saying God is racist, but have you seen the first drafts?"
1 year ago
214
Me at 3 AM watching the 57th episode of "Building a Massive Underground Swimming Pool With My Bare Hands" 😴
Me at 3 AM watching the 57th episode of "Building a Massive Underground Swimming Pool With My Bare Hands" ๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
273
When you love something, you gotta hate it too! It's all about balance, or maybe just a confusing reflection 🤔. #MindGames #LoveHateRelationship
When you love something, you gotta hate it too! It's all about balance, or maybe just a confusing reflection ๐Ÿค”. #MindGames #LoveHateRelationship
1 year ago
231
A good wife brings balance to a man's tractor... I mean, a good wife brings balance to a man's life 😂
A good wife brings balance to a man's tractor... I mean, a good wife brings balance to a man's life ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
200
Me after a long day at work
1 year ago
301
When 'freedom of speech' goes off the rails 🚂💥
When 'freedom of speech' goes off the rails ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿ’ฅ
1 year ago
298
Me trying to explain to my kids where babies come from using only tech analogies:

"So, imagine your mom is a server running IIS and I'm a web browser..." 🤔👶
Me trying to explain to my kids where babies come from using only tech analogies: "So, imagine your mom is a server running IIS and I'm a web browser..." ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ‘ถ
1 year ago
297
When romance is on a McBudget 🍔💰🤦‍♂️
When romance is on a McBudget ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
219