When you realize there's no escaping Rule 34, not even in a galaxy far, far away 😂
When you realize there's no escaping Rule 34, not even in a galaxy far, far away ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
416
Me after a first date explaining to her the intricacies of the lizard people controlling the world's banking systems, even though I know there won't be a second date. At least she knows the truth now.
Me after a first date explaining to her the intricacies of the lizard people controlling the world's banking systems, even though I know there won't be a second date. At least she knows the truth now.
1 year ago
247
When you want world peace but are also prepared for a 'going out with a bang' party. ✌️💥
When you want world peace but are also prepared for a 'going out with a bang' party. โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ
11 months ago
388
This took a very dark and unexpected turn. I'm just gonna leave this here... 😬
This took a very dark and unexpected turn. I'm just gonna leave this here... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
5 months ago
214
Just when you think you've seen it all in the bedroom... she introduces a new, very specific skill. 😳
Just when you think you've seen it all in the bedroom... she introduces a new, very specific skill. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
1 year ago
398
When your childhood game takes a turn for the bizarre 🚀🍄
When your childhood game takes a turn for the bizarre ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ„
1 year ago
217
A friendly PSA from your office eco-warrior. The fate of the bunnies rests on your printing choices! 🐰🙏
A friendly PSA from your office eco-warrior. The fate of the bunnies rests on your printing choices! ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ™
8 months ago
269
Me pretending to understand what my friends are talking about after I've been off social media for a week 😂
Me pretending to understand what my friends are talking about after I've been off social media for a week ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
226
Me pretending to be surprised when my order gets messed up for the 5th time this week 🥄
Me pretending to be surprised when my order gets messed up for the 5th time this week ๐Ÿฅ„
1 year ago
316
He grated for our sins. Now my pasta is divinely cheesy. 🙏🧀
He grated for our sins. Now my pasta is divinely cheesy. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿง€
8 months ago
457
When you try a new foundation at the mall, but it doesn't quite match๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
219
When your supportive nature crosses into 'tiger-ly' awkward territory 🐅😂
When your supportive nature crosses into 'tiger-ly' awkward territory ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
370
Giving my AI assistant a stern pep talk before it starts writing code. Please, for the love of all that is holy, don't invent a new library. 🙏💻
Giving my AI assistant a stern pep talk before it starts writing code. Please, for the love of all that is holy, don't invent a new library. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ’ป
6 months ago
281
When the dictionary changes its definition of words every 5 minutes 😂 #Confused
When the dictionary changes its definition of words every 5 minutes ๐Ÿ˜‚ #Confused
1 year ago
326
Well, this is an awkward bus ride. 😳
Well, this is an awkward bus ride. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
1 year ago
274