It's only a good idea when MY guy says it! The cognitive dissonance is strong with this one.
It's only a good idea when MY guy says it! The cognitive dissonance is strong with this one.
11 months ago
385
When you're so emo, even your hair has commitment issues.
When you're so emo, even your hair has commitment issues.
1 year ago
388
Romans were building roads to last millennia, my city builds them to last until the next election cycle. 🤦‍♂️
Romans were building roads to last millennia, my city builds them to last until the next election cycle. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
513
When you want to join the mounted police but you're not a horse. 🐴👮
When you want to join the mounted police but you're not a horse. ๐Ÿด๐Ÿ‘ฎ
1 year ago
386
When you don't need fancy consoles to dominate in Battlefield 😂
When you don't need fancy consoles to dominate in Battlefield ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
294
Me trying to impress my crush by eating a Carolina Reaper ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
327
When dads try to teach their kids about the world 😂. But hey, at least he's trying...right? 🤔 #DadJokes #Parenting #Kids
When dads try to teach their kids about the world ๐Ÿ˜‚. But hey, at least he's trying...right? ๐Ÿค” #DadJokes #Parenting #Kids
1 year ago
236
When you complain about your career progression but your senior manager was an intern for 50 years. 💀
When you complain about your career progression but your senior manager was an intern for 50 years. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
303
When you achieve the American dream, but the troll face on your back still haunts you 😂
When you achieve the American dream, but the troll face on your back still haunts you ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
212
When you're ready to defend the galaxy from... whatever's out there 🤔🚀
When you're ready to defend the galaxy from... whatever's out there ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿš€
1 year ago
309
When you buy a doorstop but can't be bothered to unpack it 😂🚪📦
When you buy a doorstop but can't be bothered to unpack it ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ“ฆ
1 year ago
294
Yo, check it, it's ya boy A.H. droppin' some sick rhymes 'bout my life. Straight outta Braunau, Austria, representin' the Third Reich. Keepin' it real with Eva in the back, license plate sayin' 'Fuhrer.'  Word to your mother.
Yo, check it, it's ya boy A.H. droppin' some sick rhymes 'bout my life. Straight outta Braunau, Austria, representin' the Third Reich. Keepin' it real with Eva in the back, license plate sayin' 'Fuhrer.' Word to your mother.
1 year ago
252
Spider-Man and the barrel having a polite disagreement 😂
Spider-Man and the barrel having a polite disagreement ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
318
When your cat tries to make a meow-thie 🙀🍹
When your cat tries to make a meow-thie ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿน
1 year ago
357
Steve Jobs and Bill Gates finally agree on something in the afterlife: Windows wasn't responsible for the downfall of Apple's founder. 😂
Steve Jobs and Bill Gates finally agree on something in the afterlife: Windows wasn't responsible for the downfall of Apple's founder. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
194