When you wish upon a star 🌟...or in this case, a magic lamp 🧞‍♂️.  Be careful what you wish for, kids! 😂  Especially if you're wishing to be Batman at your birthday party. Always specify which Batman! #DarkHumor #BirthdayFails
When you wish upon a star ๐ŸŒŸ...or in this case, a magic lamp ๐Ÿงžโ€โ™‚๏ธ. Be careful what you wish for, kids! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Especially if you're wishing to be Batman at your birthday party. Always specify which Batman! #DarkHumor #BirthdayFails
1 year ago
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When you vote for a visionary who'll take you to Mars but get a real estate developer who'd rather play with Legos. 🚀🧱
When you vote for a visionary who'll take you to Mars but get a real estate developer who'd rather play with Legos. ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿงฑ
6 months ago
278
When your meme game is strong but your social life is Forever Alone 😂
When your meme game is strong but your social life is Forever Alone ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
282
When you win the lottery and your friends remind you to pay back your debts ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ธ
1 year ago
117
When you're supposed to be saving the kingdom but get distracted by the royal assets. 🍑
When you're supposed to be saving the kingdom but get distracted by the royal assets. ๐Ÿ‘
6 months ago
266
When you realize the aquarium glass is interactive and touch sensitive ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
319
POV: When you ordered birthday fountain from Wish
1 year ago
239
When your boss hates you, but your family loves you unconditionally. So who's really winning here? 🤔
When your boss hates you, but your family loves you unconditionally. So who's really winning here? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
260
5 out of 6 ain't bad, right? 😬
5 out of 6 ain't bad, right? ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
238
Me and the boys about to drop a nuke on the enemy team in Call of Duty 😈
Me and the boys about to drop a nuke on the enemy team in Call of Duty ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
328
When grammar gets catastrophic… or should I say cat-ass-trophic? 😺🏆
When grammar gets catastrophicโ€ฆ or should I say cat-ass-trophic? ๐Ÿ˜บ๐Ÿ†
1 year ago
319
Living the dream in a currency-free, drama-free utopia! 🌍✨
Living the dream in a currency-free, drama-free utopia! ๐ŸŒโœจ
1 year ago
249
When you're king of the playground and ready to defend your turf 👑🌳
When you're king of the playground and ready to defend your turf ๐Ÿ‘‘๐ŸŒณ
1 year ago
248
💰 When the 'van of opportunity' calls, remember: safety first, lifting technique second! 😂
๐Ÿ’ฐ When the 'van of opportunity' calls, remember: safety first, lifting technique second! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
208
This took a very dark and unexpected turn. I'm just gonna leave this here... 😬
This took a very dark and unexpected turn. I'm just gonna leave this here... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
3 months ago
140