Enroll now in Breivik's Swim School: Where sinking is not an option (or is it?). 🏊💀
Enroll now in Breivik's Swim School: Where sinking is not an option (or is it?). ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
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POV: You're a fidget spinner and this dog is your owner ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain basic biology in 2023 🧬
Me trying to explain basic biology in 2023 ๐Ÿงฌ
1 year ago
236
Rules for thee, but not for me: International Relations Edition. 🤷‍♂️🇺🇸
Rules for thee, but not for me: International Relations Edition. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
1 year ago
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Me and who? 😂 Double the unemployment, double the fun? Babies are expensive, but love don't cost a thing, right? 👶
Me and who? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Double the unemployment, double the fun? Babies are expensive, but love don't cost a thing, right? ๐Ÿ‘ถ
1 year ago
268
Dad dropped a reality bomb on the whole family 💣💥
Dad dropped a reality bomb on the whole family ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฅ
11 months ago
329
Well, that's one way to look at it. Technically correct, and also a massive red flag. 🚩🤷‍♂️
Well, that's one way to look at it. Technically correct, and also a massive red flag. ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
10 months ago
293
Rock, paper, scissors... and blowjob? Really? I didn't know that was how the game worked.
Rock, paper, scissors... and blowjob? Really? I didn't know that was how the game worked.
1 year ago
214
⚽️ When a tie feels like a victory! 🎉🇺🇸🇬🇧
โšฝ๏ธ When a tie feels like a victory! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
1 year ago
232
You have angered the Colonel. Now you must face his saucy wrath. ๐Ÿ˜ก
6 months ago
225
Politicians before and after elections be like: 🥺➡️😐
Politicians before and after elections be like: ๐Ÿฅบโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
290
Me trying to avoid all the ads YouTube is shoving in my face these days 👀
Me trying to avoid all the ads YouTube is shoving in my face these days ๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
117
I understood the assignment. Now, I'm single and ready to mingle.💀
I understood the assignment. Now, I'm single and ready to mingle.๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
251
Me trying to ignore the New Year's Eve fireworks so I can keep gaming.  Priorities, people! 🎮
Me trying to ignore the New Year's Eve fireworks so I can keep gaming. Priorities, people! ๐ŸŽฎ
1 year ago
157
Me and the boys ignoring our responsibilities, which are rapidly approaching and about to run us over.
Me and the boys ignoring our responsibilities, which are rapidly approaching and about to run us over.
6 months ago
324