CEOs: *fire everyone to save money*
Also CEOs: 'Wow, why is unemployment so high and why does nobody want to work?' 🤔
CEOs: *fire everyone to save money* Also CEOs: 'Wow, why is unemployment so high and why does nobody want to work?' ๐Ÿค”
7 months ago
109
When you find a loophole in the system that comes with three built-in girlfriends. Modern problems require modern solutions. 😎
When you find a loophole in the system that comes with three built-in girlfriends. Modern problems require modern solutions. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
7 months ago
89
Well, you can't argue with that logic. 🤷‍♂️
Well, you can't argue with that logic. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
8 months ago
95
When someone tells you to "trust the science" without questioning anything.  🚩🚩🚩
When someone tells you to "trust the science" without questioning anything. ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ
1 year ago
123
Me on Mother's Day letting my wife know she wouldn't have kids without my contribution 😂
Me on Mother's Day letting my wife know she wouldn't have kids without my contribution ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
166
When your handbag is your best investment! 💰🎒
When your handbag is your best investment! ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐ŸŽ’
1 year ago
143
Not sure if this cat is spreading the gospel or just trying to get in and steal all my catnip and tuna 😂
Not sure if this cat is spreading the gospel or just trying to get in and steal all my catnip and tuna ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
133
When you see your human using the toilet without closing the door ๐Ÿ˜‚ #Cats #PrivacyInvasion
1 year ago
95
Me trying to cut back on cheesecake after realizing my jeans don't fit anymore 😭
Me trying to cut back on cheesecake after realizing my jeans don't fit anymore ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
117
When getting an "A" isn't something to celebrate
When getting an "A" isn't something to celebrate
1 year ago
182
Me explaining to my date that I’m looking for a relationship in 5 business years, after I graduate and buy my first apartment😂
Me explaining to my date that Iโ€™m looking for a relationship in 5 business years, after I graduate and buy my first apartment๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
110
Me when my friend asks me if I ate their leftover KFC 🍗
Me when my friend asks me if I ate their leftover KFC ๐Ÿ—
1 year ago
112
Meanwhile, at the International Women's Day parallel parking competition...😅
Meanwhile, at the International Women's Day parallel parking competition...๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
66
That moment of pure panic when the sun decides to become a tactical flashbang right over the traffic light. Is it green? Is it red? Who knows! 😵
That moment of pure panic when the sun decides to become a tactical flashbang right over the traffic light. Is it green? Is it red? Who knows! ๐Ÿ˜ต
3 months ago
129
When you win the argument but realize you just proved your therapist's point. 🤦‍♀️
When you win the argument but realize you just proved your therapist's point. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
5 months ago
168