Science takes you to the moon. Religion takes you to the moon...and back...very quickly.  🚀🏢
Science takes you to the moon. Religion takes you to the moon...and back...very quickly. ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿข
1 year ago
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Me trying to disappear from my responsibilities ๐Ÿ˜‚ #magic #illusion #disappear
1 year ago
262
"I stand with gay people" 🏳️‍🌈 proceeds to sit
"I stand with gay people" ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ proceeds to sit
1 year ago
236
A Venn diagram explaining our current reality. It's not looking good, folks. 💀
A Venn diagram explaining our current reality. It's not looking good, folks. ๐Ÿ’€
1 month ago
180
When the sun finally rises to smite the goose that keeps waking you up every morning at 5 AM. 🌞🗡️🐔
When the sun finally rises to smite the goose that keeps waking you up every morning at 5 AM. ๐ŸŒž๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ๐Ÿ”
1 year ago
330
When someone tells you to cover up while breastfeeding. "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize my baby's lunch was offensive. Here, let me just shove a bottle in their mouth real quick so I don't offend your delicate sensibilities."
When someone tells you to cover up while breastfeeding. "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize my baby's lunch was offensive. Here, let me just shove a bottle in their mouth real quick so I don't offend your delicate sensibilities."
1 year ago
380
When the neighborhood kids choose to break bad for Halloween! 😅🎃
When the neighborhood kids choose to break bad for Halloween! ๐Ÿ˜…๐ŸŽƒ
1 year ago
372
When mom finds your secret online life 📱😳
When mom finds your secret online life ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ˜ณ
1 year ago
171
Elon Musk to Trump: "No, seriously, tell them it's a good idea to jump."
Elon Musk to Trump: "No, seriously, tell them it's a good idea to jump."
1 year ago
304
It's just history repeating itself, but with more gains. 💪
It's just history repeating itself, but with more gains. ๐Ÿ’ช
8 months ago
439
When dinner plans take an unexpected turn 🍽️🔫😆
When dinner plans take an unexpected turn ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ˜†
1 year ago
340
Me trying to convince myself that the bright light outside isn't a nuke so I can keep playing video games 😂
Me trying to convince myself that the bright light outside isn't a nuke so I can keep playing video games ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
303
That awkward moment when your AI dentist's context window resets mid-procedure. 😬🦷
That awkward moment when your AI dentist's context window resets mid-procedure. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿฆท
7 months ago
268
When the Chinese restaurant has had enough of your lost cat posters 😂
When the Chinese restaurant has had enough of your lost cat posters ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
348
Me trying to subtly hint to my partner what I want for Christmas 😉🎁
Me trying to subtly hint to my partner what I want for Christmas ๐Ÿ˜‰๐ŸŽ
1 year ago
288