When the boss says you need to use the tools you were born with. 🍆
When the boss says you need to use the tools you were born with. ๐Ÿ†
6 months ago
352
French military: "We surrender!" 
Everyone else: "We haven't even started fighting yet!" 
French military: "But our berets are uncomfortable!" 😂
French military: "We surrender!" Everyone else: "We haven't even started fighting yet!" French military: "But our berets are uncomfortable!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
305
The Asian parent paradox: forcing you to master a skill for years, only to forbid you from pursuing it as a career. 🎹🤷‍♀️
The Asian parent paradox: forcing you to master a skill for years, only to forbid you from pursuing it as a career. ๐ŸŽน๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
8 months ago
349
This is my financial advisor now 💰
This is my financial advisor now ๐Ÿ’ฐ
1 year ago
309
Me when I realize it's only Tuesday ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
353
Nailed it! Just not the landing. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
314
Jim, a true gentleman. Knows how to respect others in a public place. 😂
Jim, a true gentleman. Knows how to respect others in a public place. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
417
When you start the night feeling like a majestic fox 🦊 and end up as Fluffy the next morning 😂
When you start the night feeling like a majestic fox ๐ŸฆŠ and end up as Fluffy the next morning ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
226
👶 When your job takes 'night shift' to a whole new level! 🚨💀
๐Ÿ‘ถ When your job takes 'night shift' to a whole new level! ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
228
Tired of your PC being slow and full of viruses? This new cleaner wipes Windows in seconds! 🐧✨
Tired of your PC being slow and full of viruses? This new cleaner wipes Windows in seconds! ๐Ÿงโœจ
7 months ago
385
When you and your partner win the couples costume contest. 💚
When you and your partner win the couples costume contest. ๐Ÿ’š
1 year ago
221
Me explaining to my doctor that the constant, agonizing pain I feel is just a Tuesday.
Me explaining to my doctor that the constant, agonizing pain I feel is just a Tuesday.
1 year ago
296
When you realize "saggin" spelled backwards is "niggas" 😂 Sneaky, sneaky. 🤫
When you realize "saggin" spelled backwards is "niggas" ๐Ÿ˜‚ Sneaky, sneaky. ๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
215
Ah, simpler times when scandals were just sticky situations 🍑🧐
Ah, simpler times when scandals were just sticky situations ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿง
1 year ago
354
When your genes decide carbs are your destiny 🍔🥺🍕
When your genes decide carbs are your destiny ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ•
1 year ago
322