Me at 9 am blasting Beastie Boys and funneling beers in my garage while the neighborhood milfs judge me 🍻😂
Me at 9 am blasting Beastie Boys and funneling beers in my garage while the neighborhood milfs judge me ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
291
Me pretending to be a normal person at work ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
184
When opportunity knocks... and you're terrible at ignoring it 😏💤🍆
When opportunity knocks... and you're terrible at ignoring it ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ†
1 year ago
341
Checkmate, everyone. Jabba has spoken and settled the great debate once and for all. You just can't argue with that logic! 😂
Checkmate, everyone. Jabba has spoken and settled the great debate once and for all. You just can't argue with that logic! ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
292
When life's a mess, but the party's calling 🎉🍾
When life's a mess, but the party's calling ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿพ
1 year ago
283
Me trying to hide from my responsibilities
Me trying to hide from my responsibilities
1 year ago
218
When you splurge on luxury sheets and end up with a bedmaking workout 😂🛏️
When you splurge on luxury sheets and end up with a bedmaking workout ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ›๏ธ
1 year ago
191
New Star Wars Action Figures. Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen: Charred Remains 💀🔥. Perfect for recreating that iconic scene from A New Hope. For ages 18 and up (because it's kinda morbid 😂).
New Star Wars Action Figures. Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen: Charred Remains ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ”ฅ. Perfect for recreating that iconic scene from A New Hope. For ages 18 and up (because it's kinda morbid ๐Ÿ˜‚).
1 year ago
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When you walk in on your roommate during a sex scene and troll face is there to make it extra weird 😂
When you walk in on your roommate during a sex scene and troll face is there to make it extra weird ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
351
Finally, a candidate who is honest about their platform. Nobody gets my vote this year. 😂
Finally, a candidate who is honest about their platform. Nobody gets my vote this year. ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
298
He went from Bill Nye the Science Guy to Alex Jones real quick. The COVID rabbit hole is deep. 🐰🕳️
He went from Bill Nye the Science Guy to Alex Jones real quick. The COVID rabbit hole is deep. ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ
2 months ago
163
When the Constitution only has room for lawyers 😂🩺
When the Constitution only has room for lawyers ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฉบ
1 year ago
376
Me pretending to enjoy the plastic food my niece made me for lunch
Me pretending to enjoy the plastic food my niece made me for lunch
1 year ago
221
When procrastination is your middle name 📅💪 'Not today!'
When procrastination is your middle name ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ’ช 'Not today!'
1 year ago
423
Rambo's wardrobe choices clearly affect his kill count. 🤔 Guess shirts just get in the way of efficient bad-guy-dispatching. #Rambo #FashionForwardCombat
Rambo's wardrobe choices clearly affect his kill count. ๐Ÿค” Guess shirts just get in the way of efficient bad-guy-dispatching. #Rambo #FashionForwardCombat
1 year ago
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