My ex had this weird fetish. She used to dress up as herself and then act like a bitch all the time. Like, girl, who hurt you? 😂
My ex had this weird fetish. She used to dress up as herself and then act like a bitch all the time. Like, girl, who hurt you? ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
204
A totally accurate and not at all stereotypical guide to how different countries solve problems. Personally, I'm feeling very UK today. ☕️
A totally accurate and not at all stereotypical guide to how different countries solve problems. Personally, I'm feeling very UK today. โ˜•๏ธ
9 months ago
305
That feeling when you brace for impact and hope your car insurance is up to date 😂
That feeling when you brace for impact and hope your car insurance is up to date ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
256
Rebecca Black: *gets bullied out of school* 

Bullies: What day is it?

Rebecca Black: 😰
Rebecca Black: *gets bullied out of school* Bullies: What day is it? Rebecca Black: ๐Ÿ˜ฐ
1 year ago
230
Meanwhile, in Thailand, the definition of "going to the bathroom" takes on a whole new meaning. 🚽💃
Meanwhile, in Thailand, the definition of "going to the bathroom" takes on a whole new meaning. ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ’ƒ
1 year ago
127
Me trying to understand spherical geometry after failing basic geometry ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
134
Skeptical African Kid: So you're telling me...you have so much clean water that you just...poop in it?  🚽🤔
Skeptical African Kid: So you're telling me...you have so much clean water that you just...poop in it? ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
145
To infinity... and beyond hydration! 🚀 This Buzz Lightyear sippy cup is ready for liftoff, but it ain't gonna suck itself. 😂
To infinity... and beyond hydration! ๐Ÿš€ This Buzz Lightyear sippy cup is ready for liftoff, but it ain't gonna suck itself. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
222
Is this the real life? Is this just Fanta Sea? 🌊
Is this the real life? Is this just Fanta Sea? ๐ŸŒŠ
1 year ago
164
Uranus: I'm not sure what's tighter, my rings or my sphincter after this headline 🪐😬
Uranus: I'm not sure what's tighter, my rings or my sphincter after this headline ๐Ÿช๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
120
From 'See no evil' to 'Tweet no evil' 📱🙈
From 'See no evil' to 'Tweet no evil' ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ™ˆ
1 year ago
265
When customer service meets dark humor 😂📞
When customer service meets dark humor ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ž
1 year ago
207
When she asks for the external hard drive, but your mind immediately jumps to other hardware. 😳
When she asks for the external hard drive, but your mind immediately jumps to other hardware. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
8 months ago
310
When you want to activate your suicide vest but pull the string on your hoodie instead ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
224
When you charge your special attack for too long 😂
When you charge your special attack for too long ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
182