After 30 years of 'Your free trial has expired', it finally happened. The whole office is going wild! 🎉😂
After 30 years of 'Your free trial has expired', it finally happened. The whole office is going wild! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ˜‚
21 days ago
55
My biggest financial regret? Not liquidating my Pokémon card collection to buy real estate during the 2008 crash. 🤦‍♂️
My biggest financial regret? Not liquidating my Pokรฉmon card collection to buy real estate during the 2008 crash. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
6 months ago
167
When you realize your ideal partner exists only in your mind ๐Ÿ˜‚ #RamboHousewife
1 year ago
75
Facebook said no more 😭. Time to move to the dog house.
Facebook said no more ๐Ÿ˜ญ. Time to move to the dog house.
1 year ago
113
When you ask if she's retired and now need a medical retirement yourself. 😂
When you ask if she's retired and now need a medical retirement yourself. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
67
When Turkey takes "be yourself" a bit too literally in their EU application process 😂
When Turkey takes "be yourself" a bit too literally in their EU application process ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
91
Me: *gets Hepatitis B*
Dad: "B? Why not Hepatitis A+?" 😞
Me: *gets Hepatitis B* Dad: "B? Why not Hepatitis A+?" ๐Ÿ˜ž
1 year ago
64
The eternal battle between my summer body goals and a slice of cheesy happiness. I think we know who wins. 👀🍕
The eternal battle between my summer body goals and a slice of cheesy happiness. I think we know who wins. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ•
8 months ago
163
Me, bored out of my mind, gaslighting some ants in my kitchen 🐜
Me, bored out of my mind, gaslighting some ants in my kitchen ๐Ÿœ
1 year ago
121
When your Battlestation thread gets derailed by dolls 😂
When your Battlestation thread gets derailed by dolls ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
76
It's fine to have one, and it's okay to be proud of it. But please, keep it in your pants! Nobody wants to see it waving around in public, and certainly not shoved down our children's throats. #Religion #Boundaries #Respect
It's fine to have one, and it's okay to be proud of it. But please, keep it in your pants! Nobody wants to see it waving around in public, and certainly not shoved down our children's throats. #Religion #Boundaries #Respect
1 year ago
104
This marketing strategy is a masterclass in creating awkward situations. 🤣
This marketing strategy is a masterclass in creating awkward situations. ๐Ÿคฃ
8 months ago
141
When you finally convince your parents to let you stay up late to play video games and it's already 12:23 AM. 🕹️😴
When you finally convince your parents to let you stay up late to play video games and it's already 12:23 AM. ๐Ÿ•น๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
124
When you realize your surgeon skipped the anatomy chapter on the human body. Oops! 🤖👨‍⚕️
When you realize your surgeon skipped the anatomy chapter on the human body. Oops! ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ
7 months ago
152
Dubai be like: We're rich! *Oil runs out* We're sand again! 🏜️
Dubai be like: We're rich! *Oil runs out* We're sand again! ๐Ÿœ๏ธ
1 year ago
118