When you think you've hit rock bottom, but then you realize rock bottom has a basement, and it's on fire. 🔥🌊
When you think you've hit rock bottom, but then you realize rock bottom has a basement, and it's on fire. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒŠ
7 months ago
371
Molly's science teacher: The Earth is 4.6 billion years old.
Molly: No, it's a few thousand years old and God made it.
Molly's Mom on Facebook: So proud of my little scientist! 🙌
Molly's science teacher: The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Molly: No, it's a few thousand years old and God made it. Molly's Mom on Facebook: So proud of my little scientist! ๐Ÿ™Œ
1 year ago
339
Happiness is submission to GODZILLA!🦖
Happiness is submission to GODZILLA!๐Ÿฆ–
1 year ago
314
When your job title sounds important but the job description is 'don't talk to me' 💀🔥
When your job title sounds important but the job description is 'don't talk to me' ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
366
Me after watching V for Vendetta for the first time.  I'm ready to take down the government now! 😈
Me after watching V for Vendetta for the first time. I'm ready to take down the government now! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
253
When you and the boys are ready to destroy the One Ring but first gotta choose your party hats 😂
When you and the boys are ready to destroy the One Ring but first gotta choose your party hats ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
304
Obama really said "HOPE" you like this Dope 🔥
Obama really said "HOPE" you like this Dope ๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
306
When your workout buddy appreciates all your *assets* 💪🍑👌
When your workout buddy appreciates all your *assets* ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Œ
1 year ago
351
Me explaining to my history teacher why I don't trust the government:  📉
Me explaining to my history teacher why I don't trust the government: ๐Ÿ“‰
1 year ago
309
A cautionary tale for all you aspiring crypto investors. Not all that glitters is gold... sometimes it's just a carefully disguised pile of 💩.
A cautionary tale for all you aspiring crypto investors. Not all that glitters is gold... sometimes it's just a carefully disguised pile of ๐Ÿ’ฉ.
5 months ago
286
Breaking news: Local man's package gets an upgrade courtesy of aliens. Area 51 scientists hate him! Find out how he doubled his size with this one weird trick!
Breaking news: Local man's package gets an upgrade courtesy of aliens. Area 51 scientists hate him! Find out how he doubled his size with this one weird trick!
1 year ago
385
Quake taught me two things: 1. All problems can be solved with a rocket launcher. 2. The best way to deal with a Shambler is to run away screaming.
Quake taught me two things: 1. All problems can be solved with a rocket launcher. 2. The best way to deal with a Shambler is to run away screaming.
1 year ago
205
So that's why California has so many earthquakes... the science is settled! 🤯
So that's why California has so many earthquakes... the science is settled! ๐Ÿคฏ
11 months ago
390
When you splurge on luxury sheets and end up with a bedmaking workout 😂🛏️
When you splurge on luxury sheets and end up with a bedmaking workout ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ›๏ธ
1 year ago
191
Me pretending to work so my family will leave me alone for 5 minutes 😂
Me pretending to work so my family will leave me alone for 5 minutes ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
284