The ultimate workday countdown strategy! 😂⏰ #TimeManagement
The ultimate workday countdown strategy! ๐Ÿ˜‚โฐ #TimeManagement
1 year ago
128
Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook? 

Her: ...Why do you watch porn...?

Me: GET OUT 🚪
Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook? Her: ...Why do you watch porn...? Me: GET OUT ๐Ÿšช
1 year ago
112
Paul out here playing 4D chess on the morning commute. 🧠♿️
Paul out here playing 4D chess on the morning commute. ๐Ÿง โ™ฟ๏ธ
9 months ago
158
Me after accidentally confessing my deepest desires instead of saying "I want to kiss your puppy" 🥹
Me after accidentally confessing my deepest desires instead of saying "I want to kiss your puppy" ๐Ÿฅน
1 year ago
78
Some puzzles are better left unfinished... for everyone's sake. 😭
Some puzzles are better left unfinished... for everyone's sake. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
9 months ago
115
Big Pharma be like: "So, you want the *natural* herb? Illegal. You want the one we made in a lab with a bunch of extra ingredients? That'll be $10,000, please. 💊💰"
Big Pharma be like: "So, you want the *natural* herb? Illegal. You want the one we made in a lab with a bunch of extra ingredients? That'll be $10,000, please. ๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’ฐ"
1 year ago
84
When your friend asks you what kind of anime you like 🤨
When your friend asks you what kind of anime you like ๐Ÿคจ
1 year ago
77
When you gotta catch 'em all... even if it means transforming your entire room into a Pikachu shrine 😂
When you gotta catch 'em all... even if it means transforming your entire room into a Pikachu shrine ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
73
This gun is fabulous and only shoots glitter and rainbows... wait, what was the original caption again? 😂
This gun is fabulous and only shoots glitter and rainbows... wait, what was the original caption again? ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
101
When the image verification for a free MMORPG forum asks you to recreate the Mona Lisa in MS Paint. 😩
When the image verification for a free MMORPG forum asks you to recreate the Mona Lisa in MS Paint. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
109
When you realize some teens genuinely thought this way 😭
When you realize some teens genuinely thought this way ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
120
POV: Your "Which college major are you?" quiz results. 😂
POV: Your "Which college major are you?" quiz results. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
139
Spent $100 on a fancy orthopedic bed just for my dog to decide the floor is the pinnacle of comfort. Money well spent. 🤷‍♀️
Spent $100 on a fancy orthopedic bed just for my dog to decide the floor is the pinnacle of comfort. Money well spent. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
6 months ago
109
Game of Thrones: where the plot is as captivating as the… scenery.
Game of Thrones: where the plot is as captivating as theโ€ฆ scenery.
1 year ago
126
When your date drops the biggest red flag imaginable and you're just trying to be supportive. 😂🚩
When your date drops the biggest red flag imaginable and you're just trying to be supportive. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšฉ
3 months ago
117