🔍 When you realize 'help' isn't for everyone... 😬
๐Ÿ” When you realize 'help' isn't for everyone... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
150
When you try to show off your football skills but gravity has other plans ๐Ÿ˜‚โšฝ๏ธ
11 months ago
90
When your political strategy advisor is from a galaxy far, far away... 🚀
When your political strategy advisor is from a galaxy far, far away... ๐Ÿš€
1 year ago
137
When your dog thinks they're the one driving 🚗💨🐶
When your dog thinks they're the one driving ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿถ
1 year ago
89
It's important to have standards, but it's more important to know when to make an exception. 😉
It's important to have standards, but it's more important to know when to make an exception. ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 month ago
112
When the Professor says 'Good news, everyone!' and you know it's another suicide mission. 🚀
When the Professor says 'Good news, everyone!' and you know it's another suicide mission. ๐Ÿš€
9 months ago
87
When it's time for the talent show but your neighbors are still in military drills 🎤🕺🚀
When it's time for the talent show but your neighbors are still in military drills ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿš€
1 year ago
140
My mother-in-law threw "The Exorcist" into the ocean because it was too evil. So naturally, I bought another copy, made it damp, and left it in her nightstand.😈
My mother-in-law threw "The Exorcist" into the ocean because it was too evil. So naturally, I bought another copy, made it damp, and left it in her nightstand.๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
127
When the president's policies are so disastrous, they could be classified as bioterrorism. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
118
When you're Hitler's bodyguard and you hear a BZZZZAP outside his door at 3 AM: 👁️👄👁️
When you're Hitler's bodyguard and you hear a BZZZZAP outside his door at 3 AM: ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
1 year ago
65
Napoleon's Conquest of Speed: The Fastest Revolution Yet! 🏍️💨
Napoleon's Conquest of Speed: The Fastest Revolution Yet! ๐Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
87
To infinity... and beyond hydration! 🚀 This Buzz Lightyear sippy cup is ready for liftoff, but it ain't gonna suck itself. 😂
To infinity... and beyond hydration! ๐Ÿš€ This Buzz Lightyear sippy cup is ready for liftoff, but it ain't gonna suck itself. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
123
💀💄💋 In 100 years, archaeologists will uncover the truth: we were all just skeletons trying to look fabulous for the 'gram. #priorities #beautyisbonesdeep😂
๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ’‹ In 100 years, archaeologists will uncover the truth: we were all just skeletons trying to look fabulous for the 'gram. #priorities #beautyisbonesdeep๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
85
Skeletor is not wrong 💀😂
Skeletor is not wrong ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
162
When you RSVP to a party as 007: Socialize like a gentleman, strategize like a spy. 🍸🤵
When you RSVP to a party as 007: Socialize like a gentleman, strategize like a spy. ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿคต
1 year ago
153