Discover memes at random โ you never know what you will find next.
Me trying to focus at work be like ๐
1 year ago
232
When Facebook suggests you add a baby as a friend and their profile picture is...well, you see. It was just an adorable baby. I am a monster and I'm going to hell.
1 year ago
137
From chrysalis to butterfly: embracing the journey ๐ฆ๐
1 year ago
229
Finally, a key holder worthy of a Master Builder! ๐งฑ๐ Just try losing your keys now... I dare you. ๐
1 year ago
224
Father provides genetics, Daddy provides Gucci. It's just simple math. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
6 months ago
199
Honey, I swear it's for her... to develop her hand-eye coordination! ๐
11 months ago
258
Me pretending to be interested in what that random guy at the club is saying ๐
1 year ago
234
Ah yes, the Sunk Cost Fallacy, my favorite justification for making things even worse. It's only fair, right? ๐
24 days ago
79
Spooning: For girls - cute, warm, and straight to sleep. For boys - a face full of hair, a dead arm, and a raging boner ๐
1 year ago
253
Me: "Hey, I just put Diesel in my car!"
Everyone: ๐
1 year ago
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When the HOA meeting turns into a reality show ๐๐ก
1 year ago
298
When your bank charges you a $35 overdraft fee, just tell the teller they're committing 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a tiny Auschwitz behind the counter. ๐
1 year ago
264
Me after a good shave thinking my face is as smooth as a baby's bottom.
1 year ago
126
Bear Grylls: Tonight's special, Predator Sashimi! Full of protein and screams.