Me trying to sound professional online vs. how I actually come across 😂
Me trying to sound professional online vs. how I actually come across ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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One represents tradition and class, the other one is the real love story.
One represents tradition and class, the other one is the real love story.
1 year ago
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Me trying to balance work, breakfast, and my sanity all at once 😂
Me trying to balance work, breakfast, and my sanity all at once ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When the doctor says you're eating for two, but it's not twins. 😬
When the doctor says you're eating for two, but it's not twins. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
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💀💄💋 In 100 years, archaeologists will uncover the truth: we were all just skeletons trying to look fabulous for the 'gram. #priorities #beautyisbonesdeep😂
๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ’‹ In 100 years, archaeologists will uncover the truth: we were all just skeletons trying to look fabulous for the 'gram. #priorities #beautyisbonesdeep๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When your love story ends with an apocalypse 😂
When your love story ends with an apocalypse ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Just another day conquering Poland and posting selfies on Insta. #blessed #führer #instawar
Just another day conquering Poland and posting selfies on Insta. #blessed #fรผhrer #instawar
1 year ago
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When you're the last man on Earth, but you prefer your own company 😉🏳️‍🌈
When you're the last man on Earth, but you prefer your own company ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ
1 year ago
302
When the Enterprise hits turbulence 💺🚀
When the Enterprise hits turbulence ๐Ÿ’บ๐Ÿš€
1 year ago
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Me trying to understand my Biology homework
1 year ago
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Me trying to figure out if my controller is just lagging or if my skills have deteriorated 😂
Me trying to figure out if my controller is just lagging or if my skills have deteriorated ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to my girlfriend that I don't have motion sickness, I'm just allergic to boats. 🤢
Me trying to explain to my girlfriend that I don't have motion sickness, I'm just allergic to boats. ๐Ÿคข
1 year ago
175
So, according to this, I'm part Neanderthal? Explains a lot. 🤔😂
So, according to this, I'm part Neanderthal? Explains a lot. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
320
When you're lactose intolerant, but Mein Kampf says milk baths are the key to world domination. 🥛🛀
When you're lactose intolerant, but Mein Kampf says milk baths are the key to world domination. ๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿ›€
1 year ago
413
When Batman goes full ninja mode during small talk 🦇🤫
When Batman goes full ninja mode during small talk ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
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