Me trying to remember all the countries I used to rule over after my morning cuppa ☕
Me trying to remember all the countries I used to rule over after my morning cuppa โ˜•
1 year ago
354
Bear-ly believable adventures in Belarus! 🐻🚶‍♂️
Bear-ly believable adventures in Belarus! ๐Ÿป๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
194
When you accidentally pick up all the groceries in one trip and your wife's impressed 💪😂 #seahorsedad
When you accidentally pick up all the groceries in one trip and your wife's impressed ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜‚ #seahorsedad
1 year ago
344
My face when I realize I spend 3 hours watching a football game that only has 11 minutes of actual gameplay. 🤯
My face when I realize I spend 3 hours watching a football game that only has 11 minutes of actual gameplay. ๐Ÿคฏ
10 months ago
338
When someone tells me people make them sick, I just nod and suggest a pressure cooker and a good Chianti 🍷
When someone tells me people make them sick, I just nod and suggest a pressure cooker and a good Chianti ๐Ÿท
1 year ago
200
They're trapping us by removing all the exits! If you see a payphone, that's your way out of the simulation. ☎️ Stay woke.
They're trapping us by removing all the exits! If you see a payphone, that's your way out of the simulation. โ˜Ž๏ธ Stay woke.
2 months ago
197
Me when I accidentally click a sus link and have to press the "nope" button on my spaceship and eject myself into the cold depths of space ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒŒ
1 year ago
214
When you asked for extra hands to help, but the universe got a bit too literal! 👐😂
When you asked for extra hands to help, but the universe got a bit too literal! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
190
When causes unite! 🏳️‍🌈🐔 #Solidarity
When causes unite! ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ” #Solidarity
1 year ago
289
POV: You are trying to find the "The most useless machine" on the internet ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
191
Me, an atheist, petting the tiger:  'Sup, stripes?'🐅
Me, an atheist, petting the tiger: 'Sup, stripes?'๐Ÿ…
1 year ago
201
When the force awakens your hunger 🍔🌌
When the force awakens your hunger ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒŒ
1 year ago
247
When your oven has a hotter temper than you do! 🔥🍳
When your oven has a hotter temper than you do! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿณ
1 year ago
371
When your shirt does all the flirting 😏👕
When your shirt does all the flirting ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘•
1 year ago
282
Proof that not everything is flat in Florida
Proof that not everything is flat in Florida
1 year ago
245