That moment you get a new phone and it's already threatening you with its 'free' apps. 🔪
That moment you get a new phone and it's already threatening you with its 'free' apps. ๐Ÿ”ช
3 months ago
162
Me trying to summon a genie from my new teapot. Turns out it was just a regular teapot filled with tea. 😭
Me trying to summon a genie from my new teapot. Turns out it was just a regular teapot filled with tea. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
230
Forget 'Guess the Baby Food,' this is the only baby shower game that matters. The aunt is a legend for this! 😂
Forget 'Guess the Baby Food,' this is the only baby shower game that matters. The aunt is a legend for this! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
204
POV: You're driving the free candy van ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
139
Trump: "No one is above the law."  Inner Donkey: "Oh no, he's going to say it!" DOJ: "Don't you dare..." 😂
Trump: "No one is above the law." Inner Donkey: "Oh no, he's going to say it!" DOJ: "Don't you dare..." ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
235
Me when someone says "Free speech includes hate speech": 😰
Me when someone says "Free speech includes hate speech": ๐Ÿ˜ฐ
1 year ago
226
When your Facebook profile is a bear trap! 🐻📦 #PedoBearAlert
When your Facebook profile is a bear trap! ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ“ฆ #PedoBearAlert
1 year ago
158
So, basically every religion started as a cult? 🤔
So, basically every religion started as a cult? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
246
Java tries to prevent you from shooting yourself in the foot. C++ hands you a loaded gun and says, 'Go ahead, I trust you.' 🔫😂
Java tries to prevent you from shooting yourself in the foot. C++ hands you a loaded gun and says, 'Go ahead, I trust you.' ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
110
When you realize movie posters have a 'type'. It's called propaganda, but we just call it patriotism. 😉
When you realize movie posters have a 'type'. It's called propaganda, but we just call it patriotism. ๐Ÿ˜‰
2 months ago
207
Me vibing to "Mr. Brightside" at 2 AM while scrubbing the bathroom floor after coming back from the club
Me vibing to "Mr. Brightside" at 2 AM while scrubbing the bathroom floor after coming back from the club
1 year ago
229
Obama dodging all the political drama like a boss ๐Ÿ˜Ž
1 year ago
185
When you download a movie and get sued by the entire film industry 😭💰
When you download a movie and get sued by the entire film industry ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’ฐ
1 year ago
214
Jesus: "Hell yea nigga hit that shit" 

Pope: *lights blunt*
Jesus: "Hell yea nigga hit that shit" Pope: *lights blunt*
1 year ago
282
Nein! I said no dogs allowed in ze house! 😾
Nein! I said no dogs allowed in ze house! ๐Ÿ˜พ
1 year ago
270