Me trying to squeeze into any parking spot, and still end up looking like I hit 3 cars on the way in.
Me trying to squeeze into any parking spot, and still end up looking like I hit 3 cars on the way in.
1 year ago
175
When you finally find the perfect golf swing ๐Ÿ˜‚โ›ณ๏ธ
1 year ago
257
Who needs screws when you can just peel and tape? A true tech visionary. 🧠
Who needs screws when you can just peel and tape? A true tech visionary. ๐Ÿง 
1 year ago
268
When your date says they love magic ✨🎩 and you're a magician, but she meant Criss Angel and you're just some dude who pulled a rabbit out of a hat once. 🐇
When your date says they love magic โœจ๐ŸŽฉ and you're a magician, but she meant Criss Angel and you're just some dude who pulled a rabbit out of a hat once. ๐Ÿ‡
1 year ago
195
When you accidentally walk into the wrong bathroom and realize you've unlocked a whole new level of awkward 😂
When you accidentally walk into the wrong bathroom and realize you've unlocked a whole new level of awkward ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
416
That moment you realize you're the family potato, according to your 5-year-old artist. 🥔😭
That moment you realize you're the family potato, according to your 5-year-old artist. ๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ˜ญ
9 months ago
541
Me to anti-vaxxers after they claim vaccines cause autism: YOU SOUND VACCINATED 😂
Me to anti-vaxxers after they claim vaccines cause autism: YOU SOUND VACCINATED ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
272
Girls when they get a 99/100 while boys when they lose 3 wars and still act cool 😎
Girls when they get a 99/100 while boys when they lose 3 wars and still act cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž
1 year ago
326
Comedian Daniel Tosh dropping some hard truths about why America's favorite pastime might be a little tone-deaf. 😬
Comedian Daniel Tosh dropping some hard truths about why America's favorite pastime might be a little tone-deaf. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
11 months ago
406
Caught in the act of... smiling? 😏📸
Caught in the act of... smiling? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ“ธ
1 year ago
309
When you are so small, but your ID says that you are 47 years old 😂
When you are so small, but your ID says that you are 47 years old ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
304
Me: *tells my problems to my friends and family*
Rock: Turn me over
Me: *turns the rock over*
Rock: Now you just took orders from a rock 🪨

Me: 💀💀🗿🗿
Me: *tells my problems to my friends and family* Rock: Turn me over Me: *turns the rock over* Rock: Now you just took orders from a rock ๐Ÿชจ Me: ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ
1 year ago
229
Me trying to explain to my mom I'm not cut out for a STEM career 😂
Me trying to explain to my mom I'm not cut out for a STEM career ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
172
Me after listening to my friends complain about their significant others for the 100th time 😭😂 #foreveralone
Me after listening to my friends complain about their significant others for the 100th time ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚ #foreveralone
1 year ago
207
If Elon can juggle rockets, tweets, and a dozen kids, she can definitely text you back. Know your worth, king. 👑
If Elon can juggle rockets, tweets, and a dozen kids, she can definitely text you back. Know your worth, king. ๐Ÿ‘‘
1 year ago
375