Me when my friend says they are gonna be a transformer and I unplug their life support
Me when my friend says they are gonna be a transformer and I unplug their life support
1 year ago
242
Breaking News: Zuckerberg found hiding in old photos from 1940.  He’s been collecting data for a while now. 🕵️‍♂️😂
Breaking News: Zuckerberg found hiding in old photos from 1940. Heโ€™s been collecting data for a while now. ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
218
🔥🚨 Priorities: Escape first, tweet later! 😂📸
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿšจ Priorities: Escape first, tweet later! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ธ
1 year ago
242
When you season your chicken so much, it ends up calling an exorcist 😂🐔
When you season your chicken so much, it ends up calling an exorcist ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”
1 year ago
254
Me trying to explain to my friends why I spend so much time at the playground. 👀
Me trying to explain to my friends why I spend so much time at the playground. ๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
227
When you accidentally imply that Padmé has gained weight 😂
When you accidentally imply that Padmรฉ has gained weight ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
179
When you're on safari and the giraffe decides to join you for a ride ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฆ’
1 year ago
234
A programmer's brain just works on a different OS. She needed a pickle, he offered a runtime environment. 🤦‍♂️
A programmer's brain just works on a different OS. She needed a pickle, he offered a runtime environment. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
20 days ago
89
When your threat is actually a self-own. 😬
When your threat is actually a self-own. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
278
When you and your friends try to keep a secret, but everyone in the group is a snitch 🤫😂
When you and your friends try to keep a secret, but everyone in the group is a snitch ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
245
When your love for biking hits an all-time high... or low! 🚴‍♂️😂
When your love for biking hits an all-time high... or low! ๐Ÿšดโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
219
Kevin's guide to getting all the panties in college. Step 1: Enroll in History of Women. Step 2: Tell a terrible pun. Step 3: Profit?
Kevin's guide to getting all the panties in college. Step 1: Enroll in History of Women. Step 2: Tell a terrible pun. Step 3: Profit?
1 year ago
268
If you know 5 people without problems, I NEED their numbers. Asking for a friend.
If you know 5 people without problems, I NEED their numbers. Asking for a friend.
1 year ago
199
Me trying to understand how this illusion works after shaking my head furiously 😂
Me trying to understand how this illusion works after shaking my head furiously ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
153
Doctors if they were Sysadmins: "Is this life support machine still necessary? No idea. Let's unplug it and see who screams."
Doctors if they were Sysadmins: "Is this life support machine still necessary? No idea. Let's unplug it and see who screams."
1 year ago
286