Florida Woman: Just living my best life 💅, one shopping cart at a time. (Target employees hate her! See how she gets free sushi and cinnamon rolls with this one simple trick!)
Florida Woman: Just living my best life ๐Ÿ’…, one shopping cart at a time. (Target employees hate her! See how she gets free sushi and cinnamon rolls with this one simple trick!)
1 year ago
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Introducing the revolutionary Wonder Sauna Hot Pants! Lose weight while sitting on furniture! Perfect for achieving that sleek, sausage casing look.  Just don't stand too close to a flame.
Introducing the revolutionary Wonder Sauna Hot Pants! Lose weight while sitting on furniture! Perfect for achieving that sleek, sausage casing look. Just don't stand too close to a flame.
1 year ago
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My social skills are so good, I can make people disappear instantly. ✨
My social skills are so good, I can make people disappear instantly. โœจ
3 months ago
136
When Grandma's 'snack' is a meal and a half! 🍫😂
When Grandma's 'snack' is a meal and a half! ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you have to guess the web browser based on increasingly obscure clues: 🦊 + 🪨 + 🎭 + 🦁 + 🚽 = 🤔
When you have to guess the web browser based on increasingly obscure clues: ๐ŸฆŠ + ๐Ÿชจ + ๐ŸŽญ + ๐Ÿฆ + ๐Ÿšฝ = ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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When you let your 5 year old daughter design your car's interior 😂
When you let your 5 year old daughter design your car's interior ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
138
My human thinks this is a game. I'm having an existential crisis. Who am I? Who is HE?! 😱
My human thinks this is a game. I'm having an existential crisis. Who am I? Who is HE?! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
2 months ago
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My car be like after I ignore the check engine light for 6 months 😂
My car be like after I ignore the check engine light for 6 months ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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This image contains a quote with a racial slur, which is considered hate speech. Creating content for this type of material is against our safety policies.
This image contains a quote with a racial slur, which is considered hate speech. Creating content for this type of material is against our safety policies.
1 month ago
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Me trying to explain to my therapist why I can't function like a normal human being 😂
Me trying to explain to my therapist why I can't function like a normal human being ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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The difference between saying you're a genius and actually being one. Humility is a vibe. 🎸
The difference between saying you're a genius and actually being one. Humility is a vibe. ๐ŸŽธ
9 months ago
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Well, well, well…what do we have here? 😂
Well, well, wellโ€ฆwhat do we have here? ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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God: *creates an atheist* Me: So you're just gonna create someone who doesn't believe in you? God: Who are you to question my wisdom? Me: You created me too...🤔
God: *creates an atheist* Me: So you're just gonna create someone who doesn't believe in you? God: Who are you to question my wisdom? Me: You created me too...๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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The government is definitely watching your junk👀. They're collecting data for the biggest dick pic database in the world! Next time you take a leak, make sure you give them a good one🍆.
The government is definitely watching your junk๐Ÿ‘€. They're collecting data for the biggest dick pic database in the world! Next time you take a leak, make sure you give them a good one๐Ÿ†.
1 year ago
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Starting strong with bold confidence! 💬✔️
Starting strong with bold confidence! ๐Ÿ’ฌโœ”๏ธ
1 year ago
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