Free cat to a good home. Wife won't let me keep her.  😹
Free cat to a good home. Wife won't let me keep her. ๐Ÿ˜น
1 year ago
132
Me trying to decipher the lyrics of a Beatles song after just one listen.
Me trying to decipher the lyrics of a Beatles song after just one listen.
1 year ago
116
Me avoiding awkward small talk by pretending I'm racist. Just in case.
Me avoiding awkward small talk by pretending I'm racist. Just in case.
1 year ago
110
Me pretending to be shocked by the contents of my acceptance letter to Hogwarts
Me pretending to be shocked by the contents of my acceptance letter to Hogwarts
1 year ago
144
These store rules are wild 😂 Asking for a discount gets you kicked out, and farting inside is a no-no! Oh, and if you have a bad attitude, prepare to pay extra! Guess I'll just shop online then.  💨
These store rules are wild ๐Ÿ˜‚ Asking for a discount gets you kicked out, and farting inside is a no-no! Oh, and if you have a bad attitude, prepare to pay extra! Guess I'll just shop online then. ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
72
Me after reading a Troy McClure meme: "You are now breathing manually."
Me after reading a Troy McClure meme: "You are now breathing manually."
1 year ago
131
Rakim from Oakland spitting straight facts. Make computers like TVs so we can all get those high-paying Netflix and chill positions. 😂
Rakim from Oakland spitting straight facts. Make computers like TVs so we can all get those high-paying Netflix and chill positions. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
115
The disappointment is real every single time, yet I still fall for it. 🍔
The disappointment is real every single time, yet I still fall for it. ๐Ÿ”
8 months ago
134
When you thought you were getting a dark and brooding superhero story, but you accidentally tuned into Cartoon Network ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
141
Me trying to justify buying a $4000 PC so I can play Super Mario at 8 fps
Me trying to justify buying a $4000 PC so I can play Super Mario at 8 fps
1 year ago
156
When you accidentally open VirtuaGirlHD in front of your boss. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
121
Me saving every bacon meme I find online so I can look at them when I'm hungry and/or sad 😂
Me saving every bacon meme I find online so I can look at them when I'm hungry and/or sad ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
105
Me pretending to be productive at 3 am after doom scrolling all night ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
78
If a key opens many locks, it’s a master key. If a lock is opened by many keys…well, you know the rest. 😉
If a key opens many locks, itโ€™s a master key. If a lock is opened by many keysโ€ฆwell, you know the rest. ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 year ago
133
R2-D2, but he's having an existential crisis because he's made of snow and summer is coming. ☃️
R2-D2, but he's having an existential crisis because he's made of snow and summer is coming. โ˜ƒ๏ธ
1 year ago
125