Epicurus dropping truth bombs since 300 BC. Winning since 33 AD.
Epicurus dropping truth bombs since 300 BC. Winning since 33 AD.
1 year ago
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When you find out Jesus loves you means something a little different south of the border 😂
When you find out Jesus loves you means something a little different south of the border ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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My internet knows me better than I know myself 😂
My internet knows me better than I know myself ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me realizing the girl I met online is really just my neighbor Steve in a wig 😂
Me realizing the girl I met online is really just my neighbor Steve in a wig ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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That sigh of relief when you wake up from a terrible nightmare and realize the world is back to its horrible normal. 😌
That sigh of relief when you wake up from a terrible nightmare and realize the world is back to its horrible normal. ๐Ÿ˜Œ
22 days ago
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When you just wanna use the ladies' room, but everyone's too preoccupied with their gender politics 🙄
When you just wanna use the ladies' room, but everyone's too preoccupied with their gender politics ๐Ÿ™„
1 year ago
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Breaking: Scientists discover the only true consequence of legalizing gay marriage: gay people getting married! 💍💒🎉
Breaking: Scientists discover the only true consequence of legalizing gay marriage: gay people getting married! ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’’๐ŸŽ‰
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to my mom that being a breakdancer and a flamboyant waiter are two completely different career paths.💃🕺
Me trying to explain to my mom that being a breakdancer and a flamboyant waiter are two completely different career paths.๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ•บ
1 year ago
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When you're stuck in the elevator with your dress caught in the door and you have to pee so bad you pull the dress over your head and pee your pants ๐Ÿ˜‚ #RulesOfEngagement #StuckInAnElevator #Awkward
1 year ago
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When one virus decides to take a vacation and the other throws a party 😂🔍
When one virus decides to take a vacation and the other throws a party ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”
1 year ago
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One gives away corporate secrets for free and is a villain. The other gives away YOUR secrets for money and is Man of the Year. 🤔
One gives away corporate secrets for free and is a villain. The other gives away YOUR secrets for money and is Man of the Year. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
138
When 7+7 equals 14 in the tech universe 😂💻
When 7+7 equals 14 in the tech universe ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ป
1 year ago
321
Disney be like: "We're committed to diversity and accurate representation." 😂
Disney be like: "We're committed to diversity and accurate representation." ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
250
When you run out of lotion and you're desperate 💀
When you run out of lotion and you're desperate ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
251
When your organs love each other a little too much 😂
When your organs love each other a little too much ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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