Tyrion Lannister + Super Mushroom = Dr. House 🍄
Tyrion Lannister + Super Mushroom = Dr. House ๐Ÿ„
1 year ago
140
Me after taking a caffeine pill to clean my bathroom 😂
Me after taking a caffeine pill to clean my bathroom ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
72
This joke is outta this world!
This joke is outta this world!
1 year ago
118
Europe 2000 years ago vs. USA 500 years ago. Guess indoor plumbing wasn't a priority for everyone 😂
Europe 2000 years ago vs. USA 500 years ago. Guess indoor plumbing wasn't a priority for everyone ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
99
Me trying to explain to my mom that one missed class won’t make me homeless 😂
Me trying to explain to my mom that one missed class wonโ€™t make me homeless ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
146
Me pretending I'm not addicted to having my phone at 100% 😂
Me pretending I'm not addicted to having my phone at 100% ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
71
When your LiveJasmin date gets a little *too* exciting 😈
When your LiveJasmin date gets a little *too* exciting ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
114
When the title doesn't quite match the content 😂.  Five stars for the misleading title, zero stars for lack of lambs. #SilenceOfTheLambs #MovieReviewFail
When the title doesn't quite match the content ๐Ÿ˜‚. Five stars for the misleading title, zero stars for lack of lambs. #SilenceOfTheLambs #MovieReviewFail
1 year ago
83
So the Titanic hit an iceberg, but there are no iceberg pieces in the wreckage? 🤔  Must be the work of the Illuminati... or maybe the ice just melted? 🤷‍♂️
So the Titanic hit an iceberg, but there are no iceberg pieces in the wreckage? ๐Ÿค” Must be the work of the Illuminati... or maybe the ice just melted? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
141
Google be like: "I know everything, muahahaha... oh yeah, here are some ads you might like. 😎"
Google be like: "I know everything, muahahaha... oh yeah, here are some ads you might like. ๐Ÿ˜Ž"
1 year ago
184
She dragged me to yoga, but I think I'm the one who reached enlightenment. Namaste right here with this view. 🙏
She dragged me to yoga, but I think I'm the one who reached enlightenment. Namaste right here with this view. ๐Ÿ™
3 months ago
108
When the pumpkin plans don't match the execution 🎃😱🤣
When the pumpkin plans don't match the execution ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
56
Me after eating an entire cake and rationalizing it by remembering how insignificant we all are in the grand scheme of the universe 😂
Me after eating an entire cake and rationalizing it by remembering how insignificant we all are in the grand scheme of the universe ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
67
When she says she's in America and not interested and you're desperately in love with her ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
98
When you finally find a bathroom after holding it in for hours 😂🚽
When you finally find a bathroom after holding it in for hours ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšฝ
1 year ago
123