When you miss your stop, but the next train is on a different track ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿป
1 year ago
325
After 30 years of 'Your free trial has expired', it finally happened. The whole office is going wild! 🎉😂
After 30 years of 'Your free trial has expired', it finally happened. The whole office is going wild! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
206
"So, I hear you like bad boys?" 
"I open doors for the elderly and the disabled without assistance. And sometimes small children. But never myself."
"So, I hear you like bad boys?" "I open doors for the elderly and the disabled without assistance. And sometimes small children. But never myself."
1 year ago
239
Uranus: I'm not sure what's tighter, my rings or my sphincter after this headline 🪐😬
Uranus: I'm not sure what's tighter, my rings or my sphincter after this headline ๐Ÿช๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
120
"So I carefully cut off the bottom so that it fit." 💀  This is why we can't have nice things.  RIP GPU. 😭
"So I carefully cut off the bottom so that it fit." ๐Ÿ’€ This is why we can't have nice things. RIP GPU. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
205
When you're grilling and someone says they're vegetarian: "I DIDN'T ASK IF YOU WERE A VEGETARIAN, I ASKED IF YOU WANTED SOME FUCKIN' BACON!!!" ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
239
When you're too goth for the school bus, but Mom's minivan is the ultimate chariot of nonconformity 🤘
When you're too goth for the school bus, but Mom's minivan is the ultimate chariot of nonconformity ๐Ÿค˜
1 year ago
306
Me trying to achieve that "sun-kissed" look ☀️😂
Me trying to achieve that "sun-kissed" look โ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
253
A classic case of mistaken identity in the force. This is just awkward for everyone involved. 🐷👮‍♂️
A classic case of mistaken identity in the force. This is just awkward for everyone involved. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ
6 months ago
313
When you finally quit your job ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
252
When you realize the real Jack Sparrow converted to Islam: 🤯
When you realize the real Jack Sparrow converted to Islam: ๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
311
POV: When your trying to relax next to the runway but the jet blast has other plans for you ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
208
She's about to enter a whole new dimension of disappointment 😂
She's about to enter a whole new dimension of disappointment ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
136
Me when a tiny spider crawls on me after watching Spider-Man 🕷️
Me when a tiny spider crawls on me after watching Spider-Man ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ
1 year ago
215
These store rules are wild 😂 Asking for a discount gets you kicked out, and farting inside is a no-no! Oh, and if you have a bad attitude, prepare to pay extra! Guess I'll just shop online then.  💨
These store rules are wild ๐Ÿ˜‚ Asking for a discount gets you kicked out, and farting inside is a no-no! Oh, and if you have a bad attitude, prepare to pay extra! Guess I'll just shop online then. ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
146