The Lion King: The Cheeky Return 🍑👑😂
The Lion King: The Cheeky Return ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
125
*Sees bus ad about sexual assault*
Me: I understand this is a serious issue.
My brain: So you're saying it *doesn't* happen anywhere else? 🤔
*Sees bus ad about sexual assault* Me: I understand this is a serious issue. My brain: So you're saying it *doesn't* happen anywhere else? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
120
When the security team takes 'undercover' a bit too literally 🤫🚨
When the security team takes 'undercover' a bit too literally ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿšจ
1 year ago
164
When you're grilling and someone says they're vegetarian: "I DIDN'T ASK IF YOU WERE A VEGETARIAN, I ASKED IF YOU WANTED SOME FUCKIN' BACON!!!" ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
128
Me trying to find loopholes in the Bible so I can get into heaven faster 😂
Me trying to find loopholes in the Bible so I can get into heaven faster ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
128
When your mom's motherboard wisdom leaves you speechless 🤓🤣
When your mom's motherboard wisdom leaves you speechless ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
98
A WWII veteran's guide to identifying enemy units. Seems legit, especially the last part. 🇺🇸💥
A WWII veteran's guide to identifying enemy units. Seems legit, especially the last part. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ
8 days ago
36
When you ask for a spotter but they just offer to call an ambulance for you. Thanks, I guess? 🙄
When you ask for a spotter but they just offer to call an ambulance for you. Thanks, I guess? ๐Ÿ™„
9 months ago
100
In memory of Leonard Ball, who hated fat people. 💀 The bench in his memory can only fit four normal sized people. No fatties allowed. 😂
In memory of Leonard Ball, who hated fat people. ๐Ÿ’€ The bench in his memory can only fit four normal sized people. No fatties allowed. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
165
🍽️ Shhh... It's a Shawarma Secret! 🤫🌯
๐Ÿฝ๏ธ Shhh... It's a Shawarma Secret! ๐Ÿคซ๐ŸŒฏ
1 year ago
85
New job listing just dropped. Apply now for the chance to achieve ultimate enlightenment and finally upgrade from that Nokia brick.
New job listing just dropped. Apply now for the chance to achieve ultimate enlightenment and finally upgrade from that Nokia brick.
1 year ago
82
Me, the student with the worst grades, giving a graduation speech about how education is important: 🎓🤡
Me, the student with the worst grades, giving a graduation speech about how education is important: ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿคก
1 year ago
138
When Rick steals your thunder, but you’re ready to unleash your inner deer rage 🦌😤
When Rick steals your thunder, but youโ€™re ready to unleash your inner deer rage ๐ŸฆŒ๐Ÿ˜ค
1 year ago
98
Some costumes are just the bomb... and some get you fired. He chose both. 💣
Some costumes are just the bomb... and some get you fired. He chose both. ๐Ÿ’ฃ
7 months ago
84
Me in the metaverse, enjoying a virtual steak, while my physical body is just chilling on the sidewalk probably about to get run over by a bus 😂
Me in the metaverse, enjoying a virtual steak, while my physical body is just chilling on the sidewalk probably about to get run over by a bus ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
164