Excuse me, waiter, there's a... distinct note in this vintage. 🤢 Some jobs are just not worth it.
Excuse me, waiter, there's a... distinct note in this vintage. ๐Ÿคข Some jobs are just not worth it.
7 months ago
163
When you realize Tetris was a factory job all along! 😂🕹️
When you realize Tetris was a factory job all along! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ•น๏ธ
1 year ago
204
This best man is getting either a standing ovation or a punch in the face. No in-between. 😂🎤
This best man is getting either a standing ovation or a punch in the face. No in-between. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽค
11 months ago
182
Me when the bass drops: ๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
272
When you're passionate about potholes 🚧 but also really flexible 🤸‍♀️
When you're passionate about potholes ๐Ÿšง but also really flexible ๐Ÿคธโ€โ™€๏ธ
1 year ago
173
When you've logged more hours in a flight simulator than some pilots have in real life 😂.  Just casually waiting in 15D to offer my assistance.✈️
When you've logged more hours in a flight simulator than some pilots have in real life ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just casually waiting in 15D to offer my assistance.โœˆ๏ธ
1 year ago
196
When you thought you were getting a dark and brooding superhero story, but you accidentally tuned into Cartoon Network ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
218
When your 3 AM thoughts are too cursed for the homies to handle, and they have to shut you down immediately.
When your 3 AM thoughts are too cursed for the homies to handle, and they have to shut you down immediately.
9 months ago
167
New beard trimmer? So long nose hair, you're pubes now.
New beard trimmer? So long nose hair, you're pubes now.
1 year ago
112
Finally, a sex-ed class I can understand! Now, where's the one on taxes? 🤔
Finally, a sex-ed class I can understand! Now, where's the one on taxes? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
226
When you crash the Jedi afterlife party uninvited 😅👻 #SorryYounglings
When you crash the Jedi afterlife party uninvited ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ‘ป #SorryYounglings
1 year ago
143
When you are discussing highly sensitive information with Kim and accidentally mishear "Launch".💀
When you are discussing highly sensitive information with Kim and accidentally mishear "Launch".๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
223
When you wake up and find out your one-night stand could have lasting consequences😬
When you wake up and find out your one-night stand could have lasting consequences๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
144
When you mistake Facebook for Google and accidentally share your unusual vagina smell with the entire world 😂. Anyone know how to delete a life?
When you mistake Facebook for Google and accidentally share your unusual vagina smell with the entire world ๐Ÿ˜‚. Anyone know how to delete a life?
1 year ago
222
Uncle Sam when he says he wants "world peace"๐Ÿคก๐ŸŒŽ
1 year ago
154