When you want to tell your diet you're in an open relationship 😂🍔❤️
When you want to tell your diet you're in an open relationship ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”โค๏ธ
1 year ago
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When you try a new foundation at the mall, but it doesn't quite match๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
67
Me trying to convince my patient that *I'm* the one who's supposed to be doing the surgery 🔪😂
Me trying to convince my patient that *I'm* the one who's supposed to be doing the surgery ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
65
Who needs muscles when you've got hodl strength? 💪💰
Who needs muscles when you've got hodl strength? ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ฐ
1 year ago
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Scientists finally create synthetic watermelon after harnessing the power of 1.21 gigawatts and a secret ingredient called "watermelonium". 😂
Scientists finally create synthetic watermelon after harnessing the power of 1.21 gigawatts and a secret ingredient called "watermelonium". ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Yo dawg, we heard you like drinks, so we put a drink in your drink! 🍹😂
Yo dawg, we heard you like drinks, so we put a drink in your drink! ๐Ÿน๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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TSA: This is for your freedom. 
Julian Assange: This is terrorism.
TSA: This is for your freedom. Julian Assange: This is terrorism.
1 year ago
103
When the SWAT team has more training than the regular police ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
119
When your candy gives you a little too much cheek! 🍑😜
When your candy gives you a little too much cheek! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜œ
1 year ago
108
Day of the Tentacle: Now with 100% more tentacle.
Day of the Tentacle: Now with 100% more tentacle.
1 year ago
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If you're wondering...it's still rape and very illegal.
If you're wondering...it's still rape and very illegal.
1 year ago
120
When you're a vampire who's still figuring out the transformation spell 🦇😅
When you're a vampire who's still figuring out the transformation spell ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
83
Grammar gurus leveling up their dating game 📈😏 #WhomIsTheRealMVP
Grammar gurus leveling up their dating game ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ˜ #WhomIsTheRealMVP
1 year ago
147
When your inner critic is the loudest influencer 🧠💔
When your inner critic is the loudest influencer ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ’”
1 year ago
86
Me trying to understand my math homework after staring at it for 5 minutes straight
1 year ago
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