God: *creates an atheist* Me: So you're just gonna create someone who doesn't believe in you? God: Who are you to question my wisdom? Me: You created me too...🤔
God: *creates an atheist* Me: So you're just gonna create someone who doesn't believe in you? God: Who are you to question my wisdom? Me: You created me too...๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
117
Me pretending I'm traveling the cosmos when in reality, I'm just constipated on the toilet.🌌🚽
Me pretending I'm traveling the cosmos when in reality, I'm just constipated on the toilet.๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿšฝ
1 year ago
206
When a 6 year-old roasts their mom harder than any comedian could 😂. RIP Dad 💀.
When a 6 year-old roasts their mom harder than any comedian could ๐Ÿ˜‚. RIP Dad ๐Ÿ’€.
1 year ago
230
The final boss of remote work. He's not just in the cloud, he IS the cloud. ☁️✈️
The final boss of remote work. He's not just in the cloud, he IS the cloud. โ˜๏ธโœˆ๏ธ
7 months ago
173
When your friend forces you to make a TikTok with them ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
274
Warning: May cause extreme turbulence and instant regret. 🌪️😂
Warning: May cause extreme turbulence and instant regret. ๐ŸŒช๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
227
When you're trying to improve the gene pool but your standards are too high 😂
When you're trying to improve the gene pool but your standards are too high ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
142
POV: You're driving the free candy van ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
109
Move over, Marvel Cinematic Universe, it’s the Llama Cinematic Universe now. 😂
Move over, Marvel Cinematic Universe, itโ€™s the Llama Cinematic Universe now. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
225
💸 When your ex-boss said you'd never make it, so you went above and 'beyond' the call of duty! 🚜😂
๐Ÿ’ธ When your ex-boss said you'd never make it, so you went above and 'beyond' the call of duty! ๐Ÿšœ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
158
Yo dawg, I heard you like cats, so we put a cat in your cat so you can judge while you judge.
Yo dawg, I heard you like cats, so we put a cat in your cat so you can judge while you judge.
1 year ago
156
The road to no fishing is paved with good intentions... and a lot of permits. 😂
The road to no fishing is paved with good intentions... and a lot of permits. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
221
Bro is using the 'How to get slapped' WikiHow guide. 💀
Bro is using the 'How to get slapped' WikiHow guide. ๐Ÿ’€
11 months ago
257
New Surgeon General’s Warning: Smoking may turn you gay. Now with 50% more fabulous.
New Surgeon Generalโ€™s Warning: Smoking may turn you gay. Now with 50% more fabulous.
1 year ago
113
When your friends are ready to go home, but you're not ready to leave the party ๐Ÿ˜‚ #PartyAnimal
1 year ago
174