Me pretending to listen to my wife's gardening tips so I can enjoy my tea in peace 😂
Me pretending to listen to my wife's gardening tips so I can enjoy my tea in peace ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
86
When you try to show off your soccer skills but gravity has other plans ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
72
When your girlfriend asks how many people you've slept with and you start counting sheep to help you fall asleep 😂
When your girlfriend asks how many people you've slept with and you start counting sheep to help you fall asleep ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
83
Me trying to get fit after Thanksgiving ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
116
When your pick-up lines are as bad as your seasickness. 🤢
When your pick-up lines are as bad as your seasickness. ๐Ÿคข
1 year ago
122
When your Battlestation thread gets derailed by dolls 😂
When your Battlestation thread gets derailed by dolls ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
69
When you dress to impress for your court date, but the stereotype was already dressed and waiting for you.
When you dress to impress for your court date, but the stereotype was already dressed and waiting for you.
5 months ago
217
When you're too lazy to diet but need a Coke break anyway 🍔🦥🥤
When you're too lazy to diet but need a Coke break anyway ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฆฅ๐Ÿฅค
10 months ago
131
When you're supposed to read '1984' as a warning, not an instruction manual. ✍️
When you're supposed to read '1984' as a warning, not an instruction manual. โœ๏ธ
6 months ago
165
Me at my boss's funeral thinking "who's late now?"💀😂
Me at my boss's funeral thinking "who's late now?"๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
94
When you ask Twitter for relationship advice and get roasted into a new career path. 🤡
When you ask Twitter for relationship advice and get roasted into a new career path. ๐Ÿคก
2 months ago
167
This is some high-level humor 😂
This is some high-level humor ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
142
When you completely misread the room... and the law. 💀
When you completely misread the room... and the law. ๐Ÿ’€
8 months ago
94
When you're grilling and someone says they're vegetarian: "I DIDN'T ASK IF YOU WERE A VEGETARIAN, I ASKED IF YOU WANTED SOME FUCKIN' BACON!!!" ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
127
It's important to have standards, but it's more important to know when to make an exception. 😉
It's important to have standards, but it's more important to know when to make an exception. ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 month ago
105