Me and my cat getting ready to party ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿฑ
1 year ago
120
Me after eating an entire cake and rationalizing it by remembering how insignificant we all are in the grand scheme of the universe 😂
Me after eating an entire cake and rationalizing it by remembering how insignificant we all are in the grand scheme of the universe ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
65
New beard trimmer? So long nose hair, you're pubes now.
New beard trimmer? So long nose hair, you're pubes now.
1 year ago
65
When the Q3 earnings call is a disaster, it's time for a strategic, mind-expanding business pivot. To the moon! 🚀🍄
When the Q3 earnings call is a disaster, it's time for a strategic, mind-expanding business pivot. To the moon! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ„
11 days ago
26
A masterclass in negotiation styles from the last three US Presidents. Trump's 'Art of the Deal' is a bit different. 📞💥
A masterclass in negotiation styles from the last three US Presidents. Trump's 'Art of the Deal' is a bit different. ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ’ฅ
7 months ago
144
When you accidentally step out into a blizzard after doing a few lines
When you accidentally step out into a blizzard after doing a few lines
1 year ago
139
Expectation: Baby giggles and sweet cuddles 🥰 Reality: Baby feet in your face and 2 hours of sleep 😫
Expectation: Baby giggles and sweet cuddles ๐Ÿฅฐ Reality: Baby feet in your face and 2 hours of sleep ๐Ÿ˜ซ
11 months ago
161
Move over, Marvel Cinematic Universe, it’s the Llama Cinematic Universe now. 😂
Move over, Marvel Cinematic Universe, itโ€™s the Llama Cinematic Universe now. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
141
Me trying to use the force like Obi-Wan Kenobi to clear the bar
1 year ago
70
When you're ready to lead the North but end up auditioning for the Winter Olympics instead! 🏂❄️😂
When you're ready to lead the North but end up auditioning for the Winter Olympics instead! ๐Ÿ‚โ„๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
168
Enroll now in Breivik's Swim School: Where sinking is not an option (or is it?). 🏊💀
Enroll now in Breivik's Swim School: Where sinking is not an option (or is it?). ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
88
When your boss finds out you've been using company time for "personal development" activities 🍆💦
When your boss finds out you've been using company time for "personal development" activities ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ
1 year ago
126
When you try to leave class early but the teacher ain't having it ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
109
When life stings, just watch scorpions dance! 🦂💃
When life stings, just watch scorpions dance! ๐Ÿฆ‚๐Ÿ’ƒ
1 year ago
89
🦁 Big ego, no playtime! Nikola Kalinic thought he was too good to be a sub, but ended up watching Croatia in the World Cup final from his couch. 📺 Don't let pride bench you! #TeamPlayer #CouchSurfer
๐Ÿฆ Big ego, no playtime! Nikola Kalinic thought he was too good to be a sub, but ended up watching Croatia in the World Cup final from his couch. ๐Ÿ“บ Don't let pride bench you! #TeamPlayer #CouchSurfer
1 year ago
108