Task failed successfully. 😬
Task failed successfully. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
435
When Facebook suggests you add a baby as a friend and their profile picture is...well, you see. It was just an adorable baby. I am a monster and I'm going to hell.
When Facebook suggests you add a baby as a friend and their profile picture is...well, you see. It was just an adorable baby. I am a monster and I'm going to hell.
1 year ago
202
Happy Pi Day! When 3.14 transforms into a slice of pie with whipped cream. It must be Thanksgiving. 🤤🍩🍧
Happy Pi Day! When 3.14 transforms into a slice of pie with whipped cream. It must be Thanksgiving. ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿง
1 year ago
317
When your love story ends with an apocalypse 😂
When your love story ends with an apocalypse ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
317
Me, explaining to my family why I named my stomach "Sir Loin of Beef" after they asked who keeps leaving bite marks in the roast.
Me, explaining to my family why I named my stomach "Sir Loin of Beef" after they asked who keeps leaving bite marks in the roast.
1 year ago
440
When you're so deep in credit card debt that you change your name to Visa
When you're so deep in credit card debt that you change your name to Visa
1 year ago
291
When galaxies collide, even Batman can't escape the Force! 🍿🦇⚔️
When galaxies collide, even Batman can't escape the Force! ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฆ‡โš”๏ธ
1 year ago
362
This is exactly how I react to praise. A little bit of 'oh stop' and a whole lot of 'please continue'. 😉
This is exactly how I react to praise. A little bit of 'oh stop' and a whole lot of 'please continue'. ๐Ÿ˜‰
7 months ago
333
When you and the squad try to "Be Different" but end up looking exactly the same 😂
When you and the squad try to "Be Different" but end up looking exactly the same ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
222
When your friend says they're not going to drink much tonight ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
389
Me in 1999: 'Pshhh, peak human civilization? Yeah right!' 
Me in 2024: 'So about those robot overlords...'
Me in 1999: 'Pshhh, peak human civilization? Yeah right!' Me in 2024: 'So about those robot overlords...'
1 year ago
330
Me: *hands cashier wasp spray* Is this good for wasps? 
Cashier: *scanning* No, it kills them. 😂
Me: *hands cashier wasp spray* Is this good for wasps? Cashier: *scanning* No, it kills them. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
391
Government be like: "We're cooking up some solutions!" 🤣 Meanwhile, the people are getting fried. 🥵
Government be like: "We're cooking up some solutions!" ๐Ÿคฃ Meanwhile, the people are getting fried. ๐Ÿฅต
1 year ago
344
POV: You're a Pop-Tart cat on 9/11. (Too soon?)
POV: You're a Pop-Tart cat on 9/11. (Too soon?)
1 year ago
192
Playing Doom 3 be like:🔦
Playing Doom 3 be like:๐Ÿ”ฆ
1 year ago
250