Me trying to decide if I should save Skyrim or go on a date with an escort who says she'll be my "Skyrim" for the day. Decisions, decisions...
Me trying to decide if I should save Skyrim or go on a date with an escort who says she'll be my "Skyrim" for the day. Decisions, decisions...
1 year ago
121
Some say women make bad drivers, and then there's this... 😂
Some say women make bad drivers, and then there's this... ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
118
When your childhood game takes a turn for the bizarre 🚀🍄
When your childhood game takes a turn for the bizarre ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ„
1 year ago
79
Me pretending to exercise after eating 5 slices of pizza๐Ÿคช
1 year ago
149
When autocorrect almost ruins your Friday night plans 😂
When autocorrect almost ruins your Friday night plans ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
145
Me when my friend tries to show me another "news" article 🙄. All I see is 🚩🚩🚩.
Me when my friend tries to show me another "news" article ๐Ÿ™„. All I see is ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ.
1 year ago
115
🔥 When circuit boards start their own identity movement! 😅💡
๐Ÿ”ฅ When circuit boards start their own identity movement! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ’ก
10 months ago
162
Finally, a DVD player that converts all codes… even the mysterious ones! 📀🚫🙏
Finally, a DVD player that converts all codesโ€ฆ even the mysterious ones! ๐Ÿ“€๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ™
1 year ago
107
Waking up a vegan with the smell of meat, the ultimate prank! 😂
Waking up a vegan with the smell of meat, the ultimate prank! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
87
CEOs: *fire everyone to save money*
Also CEOs: 'Wow, why is unemployment so high and why does nobody want to work?' 🤔
CEOs: *fire everyone to save money* Also CEOs: 'Wow, why is unemployment so high and why does nobody want to work?' ๐Ÿค”
7 months ago
102
Europe: "I wonder how big this bubble can get!" 
USA: "This bad boy can hold 100 freedom rounds!"
Europe: "I wonder how big this bubble can get!" USA: "This bad boy can hold 100 freedom rounds!"
1 year ago
77
Building Stonehenge in 3 easy steps:
1. Gather your materials (some assembly required, batteries not included)
2. Yell confusing instructions at several dozen people
3. ???
4. Magic!
Building Stonehenge in 3 easy steps: 1. Gather your materials (some assembly required, batteries not included) 2. Yell confusing instructions at several dozen people 3. ??? 4. Magic!
1 year ago
104
This is why you have to be careful what you say around kids. Poor Joey is just trying to protect his kitty. 😭
This is why you have to be careful what you say around kids. Poor Joey is just trying to protect his kitty. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
2 months ago
142
Me trying to balance work and my fitness goals ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
121
Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
1 year ago
120